Anyway what I've gathered from this episode is that it's Sam who asked Alice out, forever ago, and it was just as cute and fumbly and brave as he did with Celia.

Alice is standing in that corridor having FLASHBACKS of younger Sam's soft eager eyes, the fidgeting of his hands, the having-to-try-three-times to succeed, but they were in Alice's then room, listening to a new album, already friends, legs so close to one another, and Alice had laughed and said "Are you asking me out?" and he'd retorted, more easily, so honestly, "Well yes. I really like you, you know?" and Alice's laughter had came to a sort of awkward weird stop and she'd gone "well, okay then. i like you too, i guess." "Such high praise" Sam had grinned and nudged her shoulder but then also tentatively brushed his hands against her fingers and Alice had said "Shut it" but let their hands get intertwined and they'd kept listening to music and --

Celia is going "Oh, sorry, Alice, I didn't see you there" and Alice is back to the present and Sam is still so lovely, so warm and fond and he knows her so well and he's already rolling his eyes at what he assumes is going to be mocking, and who's Alice to prove him wrong, huh?

thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market”

most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

"I'm fem-presenting!" "My presentation is masculine!" "I present androginously!" well I forgot there was a presentation today and it's too late to put anything together

Pretty Hate Machine (1989) by Nine Inch Nails

Once again,my shitty little printer/scanner isn't big enough to scan the whole fold out but I tried my best :]

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES HAS POSSESSED ME 

I like how many statements in the magnus protocol we've gotten so far where I feel no sympathy for the person giving the statement. Like I wish that did happen to more crypto bros tbh. Ur the one who decided to roll those dice dick fuck around and find out. Makes it much easier to take delight in their downfall. I'm having a great time.

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