brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6

my coworker doesn’t think space is real?????

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.

My idea for a backrooms game

(you spawn in a hallway with beige wallpaper. the only sound is the hum of the fluorescent lights above. You're looking through a camera with a VHS filter and a 'REC' symbol.)

(Walking down the hallway, you find a note on the ground.)

Note 1: What is this place? I am going to call it The Backrooms.

(Walking further down the hallway, you find another note.)

Note 2: I am lost and almost out of granola bars. I thought The Backrooms were cool at first but now they suck.

(Walking further down the hallway, you find another note.)

Note 3: Okay fuck it. I'm going to become long and scary.

(A long and scary man comes out)

That fixed his tone

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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