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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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damn girl, you'll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth
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Did you get the love I sent you telepathically?
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you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point
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yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me
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if youre a girl with a crush on me i would basically let you hit with less effort than you think
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girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life
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