it’s so hot here that last night i discovered my trader joe’s chocolate wedges, one of which was meant to be my cheeky before bed treat, had fully liquified
in their normal form, they look like this
alas i thought to myself, setting the small round circular tin down on the far side of the bedside table. none of this for me this tonight, i thought, applying my nightly coat of working hands hand cream
in its normal form it looks like this
i woke up at 4 am and went to the bathroom. had to wash my hands obviously. had to moisturize them afterwards, in the dark, too.
needless to say, the first thing I appreciated when it was, at last, bright enough to see this morning was an
absolute
fucking
calamity.
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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
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you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!
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“The Tories drank wine whilst your nan died alone”
Seen in Brighton, UK.
This graffiti refers to the recently revelations that Tory politicians and staffers were holding private parties & drinking wine during the strictest lockdown period in UK in 2020, at a time when all private gatherings were officially banned, and the death rate for the elderly was extremely high, due to government malice and ineptitude.
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
@dailynarnia come collect your anon
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You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing
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Would you like a cup of tea? 🍵 Enjoy some of my recent studies ✨ Done in Photoshop CC with Wacom Cintiq 27QHD like usually.
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Game of Thrones IMDB ratings played on a piano.
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This meme is so niche but goddamnit it is *my* niche
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Remake 👀
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the plot chickens
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C’mon, someone had to do it
x
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