I have learned to coordinate my LED implants to spell shit out when I'm spinning like those dollar store toys.

I used it to spell out 'FUCK OFF' at Turbo. Turbo's a bro, agreed it was funny as hell.

Translucent Macintosh®

Gentlemen, enjoy

Him testing the go-karts out looks like this. He doesn't fit in them. They have to get him a custom one made. Because his racecar form is too fucking much to use against go-karts!

Little weird, but I've heard of worse things.

Oh, and Turbo Man's racetrack's done! They're getting the racecars in for it. And go-karts. There's gonna be a few different sections you can mess around in, one being full sized racecars where you can actually race him (which you need a license for), go-karts where you race him while he actually drives one of the fuckin things which I have seen him sit in and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS, and bumper cars. You get to run into him in fucking bumper cars.

He's having the time of his fuckin life getting prepared for this shit, I tell you what.

Little weird, but I've heard of worse things.

Oh, and Turbo Man's racetrack's done! They're getting the racecars in for it. And go-karts. There's gonna be a few different sections you can mess around in, one being full sized racecars where you can actually race him (which you need a license for), go-karts where you race him while he actually drives one of the fuckin things which I have seen him sit in and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS, and bumper cars. You get to run into him in fucking bumper cars.

He's having the time of his fuckin life getting prepared for this shit, I tell you what.

Obviously they got all the traps and whatever removed, but they scanned databanks and whatnot to get the general idea of how the places looked and are setting up a couple spots to walk through them and see up close.

They're talking about simulation stuff getting put in so you can walk through em on the path Rock did, except virtually. THOSE will have all the traps and whatnot, but the recreated rooms are like a big space with some informational panels and displays, and then a general recreation of the room the battle between us and Rock took place in.

It's supposed to be some kinda educational thing, apparently.

AY HOLY SHIT Y'ALL THEY GOT THEMED RECREATIONS OF THE PLACES WE WERE SENT TO GET ENERGY ELEMENTS BEING BUILT AT THE PARK!

I can go be a shitlord in those!

Be like. Yes, this is definitely the area that Shadow Man occupied. But he's not here, I am. I win.

What do you mean Quick Man's place? My place now, I live here.

Found an interesting song.

Just gonna.

Have a little fun for a bit.

Oh, Spark Man was too a week or so ago. Got startled on a ride, electrified the thing. I mean...he was banned from the rides. Not the rest of the park.

Needle Man is banned from the park.

Child started crying when they saw him and he popped their balloon.

The list of banned Robot Masters is growing.

technology design peaked here

And before anyone complains about it being weird for family reasons, my only brothers are Clown Man and Junk Man and they are By Choice, the rest of them are just kinda people I work with sometimes and annoy most of the time.

I have obtained the best thing ever.

I now own body pillow versions of every single one of Wily's second line.

And I have a place to get the rest of us.

I just need the funds for it.

I was unprepared

Franzoli Electronics

I GO TO THE DISCOTHEQUE AND EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME