Goodnight everybody it's been an honor stabbing with you all

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

For Caesar to survive, he needs at least 50 bandages. If 10% stab him again, he automatically dies

soon

get stabbin, folks

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

While I have your attention, please excuse some shameless self marketing 😚 I have an etsy shop with photo prints and wire wrapped crystal jewelry!!! I would appreciate anyone checking it out and/or boosting 🫶 thank you and happy stabbing on this fine ides of march

it’s almost that time of the year :)

The Julius Caesar fandom today: 😂 🔪guess who just 🙌  🔪 got 🙌  M̴̘͎̯̑̅ͤͧ̄ͮͬ͘U͎̙̔ͧ̉ͦ̃̑R̨̚͏̡̜͓̖͙̫̯Ḑ͔͕̜̙ͯ̍̽̈E͉̱̣̭ͯ̉̔ͫ͢ͅR̴̥͖̫̺͓̜͚͐ͮE̻͈̘̤̘̪͑̉͋̇̏̈͆ͩD̛̜͓͙̳͓̞͐ͥ̕?̤̮̣̟͉̯̰̫͐̿ͮ̏ͧͪ̅̄͟?̵͑̈́ͦ̅ͪ̃̚̚͞͏̘̦͚̯͓̺͍?̶̪͍̗̫̓͒̈́̎͋ͪ?😂🔪 🙌 🔪

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years