Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

She would understand 😌

wtf i had a dream last night that i was obsessed with learning about man-made objects that had wound up in space one way or another and every article or infographic displayed the bounds of space, as in the outer edge of the universe and the only thing beyond that was king tut? like it would either just be his name or a graphic of the sarcophagus staring back at me from the black void

HOLD UP??????

phrasing of this is taking me out

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Everyday Konami gives less of a shit about Silent Hill

it’s real lmao

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

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I don't believe that violence or assassination are politically necessary beyond the most extreme circumstances but I do think it would be extremely funny if, during a live tv interview, someone broke into the studio and cut off Elon Musk's head with a longsword.

I SURE FUCKING MISREAD THIS LINE