in my perfect world marketing wouldnt exist and everyone would work building trains and infrastructure and growing mushrooms and shit to detoxify soil and the only office jobs would be government positions

It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.

when i die theyre going to bury all my tumblr followers with me like im an ancient pharaoh

you know how medical doctors can lose their license over malpractice? i think it would be funny if we did that for other types of doctors. this botanist fucked up so bad we're yoinking their phd

Even when I'm really invested in the topic and enjoy the writing style, reading books about the history of Natives in the US really is just a miserable and draining experience. It's just a constant flood of hate and violence and cruelty.

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

Get into casual birdwatching so that every time you find yourself in shitty internet discourse spirals, you can be like "why do I even care about this shit, the birds don't care, I should be more like a bird" which is a method that has actually genuinely helped me lmao

A friend sent this to me. I'm fucking dying!!!! 😂💀🤣💀

abandoned space elevator

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

Over on Cohost I griped about how the recent adult content bans help NO ONE. Everyone involved loses money, no child or nebulous ~victim~ is protected, etc. And one person responded "there's the emotional/libidinal benefit of making other people suffer" and I feel like they just handed me a solved Rubik's cube