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irljoegoldberg · 20 days

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📜 ✩ ♣️ ✩ 🕰️ | 🐈‍⬛ ✩ 📜 ✩ ♣️ | 🕰️ ✩ 🐈‍⬛ ✩ 📜

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irljoegoldberg · 1 month

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“Work in a bookstore and learn that most people in this world feel guilty about being who they are.”

Caroline Kepnes, You

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irljoegoldberg · 1 month

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my girl is so pretty

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irljoegoldberg · 1 month

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Fuck people who blast their shit music on their phones in public transport

#prev

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irljoegoldberg · 2 months

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Why do you think you need anyone else in your life?

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irljoegoldberg · 2 months

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Girlfriend who doesn't question me when I tell her I don't like her friends, that they're bad for her. That they must be gotten rid of before they can do any worse. And she doesn't need a reason or evidence behind my thinking. There's no if, ands, or buts about it as she mindlessly decides that what I tell her to do is right. That avoiding contact with them is in her best interest because I said so ♡

Girlfriend who doesn't notice how jealous I get when she's chatting strangers up. Oh, her? That's just how she usually stands. She always has that look on her face! Before I shoot the person she's talking to a dirty glance and whisper about how clueless she must be to think I'd really want any part of this. Asking her if we really need to be here right now? Aren't we wasting time?

Girlfriend who cries in my arms after a fight with her family. Letting me stroke her back and play with her hair as I tell her I think it's best to cut contact with them, if they're no more use than to leave her in emotional distress. That I'll be all she ever needs ♡

Girlfriend who sees the blood-stained floor leading into the bathroom and automatically panics, in fear something bad has happened to me. Her pounding on the bathroom door, sobbing and screaming while I tell her I need just a minute to take care of something.....

Girlfriend who hands me her phone when any unknown number messages her or texts her, that way I can be the one to deal with them properly ♡

Girlfriend who whines and tries to argue with me when I take away the thing she's working on. But she knows I only care about her and want her to have plenty of breaks so she doesn't burn out of energy to give me at the end of the day.

Girlfriend who doesn't know I track and stalk her location to make sure she's with who she says she's with and where she says she is. Girlfriend who's unaware I've been following her the entire time she's been out.

Girlfriend who always thought I was joking when I said I wish I could keep her locked away in a dungeon or cage of some sort, until one day she wakes up chained to our bed with metal bars around it to keep her in place ♡

#my baby

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irljoegoldberg · 2 months

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