me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

edwin payne:

there’s no way u are convincing me that niko doesn’t make grwm videos have u looked at that woman’s fashion choices

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

not edwin realising his suppressed homosexuality and super intense feelings for his best friend of 30 years because a cat flirted with him and then a crow kissed him

dude was so painfully awkwardly gay that every man and animal in the radar was falling for him

the dead boy detectives tv show is like if queerbait wasn’t queerbait

”you’re my best mate” is their version of “and they were roommates”

more!!niko!!talk!!

not a single straight character not even one they are a collective mess i love them your honour

FLEABAG: S02E01 SAM SAX: HYDROPHOBIA

I don't want something casual. Come lie down with me while the world is ending.

sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

reading lightlark and i know the author is gonna make grim and isla end up together BUT FUCK ORO IS LIKE RIGHT THERE the literal golden boy whose relationship developed with her throughout the book ugh why is plain sexual attraction endgame in ya fantasy

morally grey characters are nice they are hot they are sexy BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GOLDEN FLUFFY BOYS THAT WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD😭😭😭yeah the brooding dark haired anti heroes would burn the world down for you but the morally white blinding white boys will try to make the world a better place for you. they would rather die than lose their faith in humanity even if humanity loses their faith in them and something about the pure good that thrives within them makes me go hshdhsjsjgdh “no nobody is dying I can save everyone” while bleeding to death themselves. enemies to lovers very hot. but I’m a sucker for chivalry and morals✋

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.