ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

Went to a masquerade ball and danced with a charming butch, but she left hurriedly at midnight, muttering excuses about waking up early to build a deck. I've been searching the lands for her ever since with this massive carabiner she dropped...

if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog

Pour one out for #tony gilroy.

love when a mutual in law becomes a mutual. like yaaaay :) it's like the godfather but if they all said yaaaay :))))

talk about top 10 banjo moments in music history

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

Husband: "So you have your controversial fandom thing right now, but just so you know, I have my own. For instance, on the Costco Facebook group--"

tumblr are you telling me something

I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

very scientific answer, thank you

The Peedy Council has decided it is time to add another to the Peedycule.

“everyone has their own rebellion” - always nice when you get to articulate the thesis of your show in a single line of dialogue