Why is it that when couples make a new human life, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘miraculous,’ but when I make a new human life alone in my basement, it’s ‘a crime against nature’ and ‘morally abhorrent’?
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ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS?
BLOODY HELL BBC WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!
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Okay, they started it.....
Would just like to point out that this freakshow came out of nowhere - I had no tags, interests or any such shit. They appeared, and this happened.
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Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban.
Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends.
Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got real.
Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter and the crazy cat lady.
Half-Blood Prince: Harry Potter and the hormones kick in.
Deathly Hallows: Harry Potter and the extended camping trip.
Literal Harry Potter Book Titles.
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The Guardian Q&A: Benedict Cumberbatch
Q: What song would you like played at your funeral?
A: 'The Only Way is Up'
Oh Benedict... :')
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