When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be
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SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
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Check out this Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle!
https://www.boredpanda.com/this-bleeding-nose-candle-is-the-strangest-thing-youll-ever-see/
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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
Enchantress:
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customers are ALWAYS RIGHT! ALWAYS
Today must be opposite day! -Abby
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"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"
-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today
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Oh, hi there!
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When he comes around and your london bridge wanna go down
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