everyone: are you in school? Have you graduated? What are you doing with your degree? Where do you work? What do you plan on doing, long term? What’s your ideal career? How are you saving money? Are you still living at home? When are you moving out? Are you still single? Are you meeting anyone? What–
me:
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CAITLYN JENNER
Is it just me or she kind of looks like a little bit older Lana Del Rey
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candles are how we keep fires as pets
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Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasn't I a better parent
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*frantically slams button*
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this website is full of 16-year-old children who take themselves very, very seriously and 20-somethings who cannot navigate adulthood if their lives depended on it
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Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!
Me:
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no matter your sexual orientation if you say you wouldn’t do natalie dormer you’re lying
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I think this is the first time I literally cried on tumblr. From fucking laughter
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