There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

Customer: DRY JOB FOR MY WORK SUV USED FOR DRY CLEANING DELIVERY DMV: DRY HAND JOB, SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED

Whatever gets people in the door i guess

can we make some noise for miserable fictional women

self-proclaimed punk fans on this website suddenly really scared of violence in music only when it comes to rap

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Went to peek outside to make sure the plants we bought were still there and somehow managed to rip the blinds down entirely at the same time that my neighbor got out of her car

“Memories can be sad, but sometimes they can also save you…”

An older piece of mine, now available as a print in my shop!

I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

foodstamps themselves are BASED, especially if you live in california. pls update your misconceptions about them, theyre not limited like they used to be! almost any grocery store outside of specialty stores uses EBT including fancyass places like wholefoods. some specialty stores do, but you have to ask before you go. i found out hmart takes EBT and its great, i get specialty korean groceries for free.

theres very few things you cant get. alcohol and hot food, but the hot food one is kinda fuzzy, sometimes things count and other times they dont. you kinda have to find out by buying it and seeing if it takes your card.

you CAN get snacks and chips and junk food, ice cream, desserts, ive gotten a whole ham, tri tip, a wholeass prime rib, etc.

if youre unemployed and disabled GET ON EBT NOW especially if youre in a richer state because you will have so much ebt that you will have extra and no idea what to do with it except treat yourself. i eat at trader joes and whole foods and hmart every month without running out of money most of the time. i am by no means living in luxury otherwise, but my food situation is GREAT and i live a little in excess ngl im grocery spoiled. theres a chance you too could get this.

dont delay. get on food stamps. NOW!