Sat on the cliff by the light house he’s looking out at sea and singing at full volume as he drinks. He’s not awful to be fair, even if he is drunk. 

“♪...Before the boat had hit the water The whale's tail came up and caught her All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her When she dived down below

Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguin' is done We'll take our leave and go...♫“

put your hands together for the little punk rock baby that OHKO’d leon’s charizard 🤩

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

@streetsteel​ ; "HEY ASSHOLE. CATCH." A totally instagram-worthy present slides on the floor towards Wolf. Jay doesn't have time to stay, he's already leaving with a dismissive wave. Lots of gifts to deliver. Inside the box rests a bottle of good bourbon and a nice set of glasses to go with it. And a small package of pink bows for his hair.

The present smacks him in the shin before he turns around in time. He looks down at it, then up at Jay as he absconds. He picks it up, yelling after him. “HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO CATCH A SLIDING PRESENT YOU ASSHOLE?!” 

He lifts it to his good ear just to make sure, before plonking it down on his desk. He rips open the packaging, careful He puts that down, despite his urge to try it already and fishes the last thing out the box. 

He dumps the pack out on the desk, doing his hair up with the pink bows. He releases Polly and Iara from their balls before gently passing one to the inteleon and putting on on the chatot’s head. Iara at least rolls her eyes as Polly chatters happily. 

“Perfect. We match!” 

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

disappointment starters

“I thought you of all people would be different.” “This was supposed to be a fun day. You always ruin everything.” “Our flight’s been cancelled… there goes our holiday.” “I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.” “I know you didn’t do it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disappointed.” “I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!” “I’m not disappointed in you, I’m disappointed in the situation…” “I can’t believe this is happening. Can nothing ever go right?!” “I’m so sorry to let you down. I know you were looking forward to this.” “You always let me down. You’re so unreliable.” “I’d expected a lot more from you.” “Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.” “You’re such a disappointment to the family.” “I’m sorry to be such a disappointment. I know you expected more of me.” “That movie was so disappointing.” “Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.” “You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.” “I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.” “You could’ve tried harder!” ”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.” “No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.” “Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.” “You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?” “I had higher expectations of this.” “I had higher expectations of you.”

SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES

V. 001: ENVY ─ SEND FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION!

[ text ] Why don’t you act that way with me?

[ text ] I see the way you look at them.

[ text ] Why don’t you go with them, then?

[ text ] Why did you text me? Did they stop replying?

[ text ] I can’t believe I fit into your busy schedule.

[ text ] Wait, you’re texting me? How did I get so lucky?

[ text ] Don’t keep them waiting.

[ text ] Why don’t you talk to them instead? They’d probably understand.

[ text ] They don’t know you like I do.

[ text ] You sure it’s nothing more than that?

[ text ] Do you think of me when you’re with them?

[ text ] I saw you with them. 

[ text ] You deserve so much better.

[ text ] Can’t you see they’re bad for you?

[ text ] You’re hanging out with them again?

[ drunk text ] whenever i close vmy eyes ki thikn of yyou with thuem

[ drunk text ] do yolu love them as muhc as you loved me?

[ drunk text ] don’t you rsee holw much better i am hfor you ?

[ drunk text ] fuck them. yuo sholud be mine

[ drunk text ] i can’t stanqd to think you could be with them right now

[ text – WRONG # ] Whenever I see [ YOUR MUSE ] with them, I want to scream.

[ text – WRONG # ] You sure [ YOUR MUSE ] isn’t with them right now?

[ text – WRONG # ] I think [ YOUR MUSE ] might be lying about about them.

[ text – WRONG # ] The fact that [ YOUR MUSE ] is with them is almost funny.

[ text – WRONG # ] I sometimes feel like [ YOUR MUSE ] replaced me with them.

click here for the other seven deadly text memes !!

Hostile/Enemies sentence starters

“You are not my friend! You never were!”

“Don’t make me hurt you!”

“I swear, I won’t hesitate to punch you!”

“Don’t try and act friendly with me.”

“I will have my revenge on you. This, I promise.”

“Come any closer and you’ll regret it.”

“That’s not a threat, its a promise.”

“Are you threatening me?”

“Consider us enemies.”

“This knife isn’t for show. I know how to use it.”

“We could never be friends.”

“Don’t hurt me, please…”

“You can run, but you can’t hide!”

“Stay away from me, you monster!”

Pry a bit! Ask about the relationships my muse has with others!

relationship hearts! sfw edition

send hearts to let me know which kinds of relationships you’re interested in for our muses, as either pre-established or a progression goal through current interactions. feel free to include any additional thoughts, headcanons, etc. that you wish. if i agree, we can work out the details together!

don’t forget to specify muse(s) for multimuses!

💛 a platonic ship

💕 a family type relationship

💞 a mentor/protégé relationship

💙 a queerplatonic partnership

💘 an unconfessed crush ship (specify who’s crushing on who)

💖 a slow burn romance

❤️ a romantic ship

💔  a past romance

💜 a love/hate relationship (frienemies)

🖤 a toxic ship

☢️ an antagonistic relationship (enemies)

💟 other relationship (specify what you have in mind)

@silveratonment​ ; 🌜🙃 (Wolf) 🏹🐇 (Quinn)

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

In response to the talk last night about steel types and cold; Wolf has totally licked a steel type before. He has also licked his rotom phone while drunk because there was a picture of food. He learnt pretty quickly that rotom phones can make your hair stand on end if you lick them and said rotom doesn’t like it. 

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

He walks the entire compound in both directions before going to sleep. First clockwise, then counterclockwise then he’ll go to bed. It makes him uncomfortable if he doesn’t. (In a house he will go through every room in a set sequence every night) 

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

She can’t draw for shit. Some of her pokemon are better drawers then her. 

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

A stuffed teddiursa Wolf got her when she was a kid. It’s pretty ratty now but he still lives on her bed, although hidden under a nest of pillows.  

Anyone else ever wanna just… make pre-established connections between characters without having to RP it out cuz you’re a tired busy adult?

Like just hit each other up with shenanigans and tomfoolery and ‘they would totally do this’ sorta bs.

@streetsteel​ ; ♥

If we kissed?

[x] Quickie. [x] Tongue. [x] Softly bite your lip. [x] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [] Awkward… [] Lol no. Would I go out with you? [x] Yes, definitely. [] No. [x] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know. If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [x] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [x] Acting dumb. [x] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind. You are… [] Cute/Pretty. [x] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above You + me + room = … [x] Movies. [] Cuddling. [x] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [x] Playing games. [x] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in. You should… [] Hit me up. [x] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [x] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [x] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep [x] We wouldn’t

@silveratonment​ ; ♥ Why not

If we kissed?

[x] Quickie. [x] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [] Awkward… [] Lol no. Would I go out with you? [] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [x] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know. If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [x] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [x] Acting dumb. [x] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind. You are… [] Cute/Pretty. [x] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above You + me + room = … [x] Movies. [] Cuddling. [x] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [x] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in. You should… [x] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep [x] We wouldn’t

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

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Penned by Fae.  15+ years RP experience.

Disclaimer: Spark’s Uncle AU

“I don’t know that man at all.”