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instantcaramel · 5 hours

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RoyJamie X imgonnagetyouback

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instantcaramel · 7 hours

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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instantcaramel · 8 hours

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Headcanon accepted @countessklair

Why do I think this conversation happened in this gym

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instantcaramel · 18 hours

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It’s Lesbian visibility week !!!

❤️🧡🤍💗🩷 (we also have some reading recs over on insta)

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instantcaramel · 20 hours

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What they said. Also our bodies are definitely even more prone to liking different things at different days - at least in my experience, those of us that do have a menstrual cycle, it can absolutely affect sensitivity of various body parts. But honestly it being fiction I don‘t always need to read about every realistic bit of it either, it really depends on the vibe/genre for me.

I'm just going to throw this question out into the aether and hope someone can help me, and that it doesn't come off as really weird: How do I get better at writing women loving women?

Like, it's an underrepresented part of fanfiction, I want to contribute to it because I think it's important and I do have WLW couples I like a lot, but I run into a major problem...I'm not attracted to women. As a cis gay, I've never had a woman's body, nor have I ever looked at women through the lens of attraction, so I don't know what to write for stuff like that in WLW stories.

Could someone give me a crash course in being attracted to women?

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instantcaramel · 20 hours

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Yes leash guy was still there too did he also snort coke off him? 😂

I feel like the Ted Lasso community needs to know that Toheeb is fantastic in Player Kings (which was expected) and that his ass looks fantastic naked (also not unexpected - just unexpected to be presented with it 30 seconds into this play)

#toheeb jimoh #honestly a moment

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instantcaramel · 1 day

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Lol yes - curious though did you just see this before it came to London? because they were likely still retooling stuff then and so someone may have suggested making this spicier

I feel like the Ted Lasso community needs to know that Toheeb is fantastic in Player Kings (which was expected) and that his ass looks fantastic naked (also not unexpected - just unexpected to be presented with it 30 seconds into this play)

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instantcaramel · 1 day

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Uh so he took his shirt off and pulled his boxers down (no full frontal just 🍑) yesterday??

I feel like the Ted Lasso community needs to know that Toheeb is fantastic in Player Kings (which was expected) and that his ass looks fantastic naked (also not unexpected - just unexpected to be presented with it 30 seconds into this play)

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instantcaramel · 1 day

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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instantcaramel · 1 day

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'I personally don't like this ship because I prefer this other ship' = a normal attitude to have/thing to say on your own blog/account/spaces

'I prefer this other ship so I must prove that it is MORALLY SUPERIOR to your ship and also the ONE CORRECT SHIP and you all are therefore WRONG and also STUPID for shipping that other thing, which I will now be reminding you of constantly. Also, as evidence for why I am right I will be slandering and mischaracterizing all of your favs <3' = please work on yourself

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instantcaramel · 2 days

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I feel like the Ted Lasso community needs to know that Toheeb is fantastic in Player Kings (which was expected) and that his ass looks fantastic naked (also not unexpected - just unexpected to be presented with it 30 seconds into this play)

#toheeb jimoh #ted lasso cast

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instantcaramel · 2 days

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