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fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here
we used to have real television
#this is why fantasy high is peak. in this essay i will#but honestly yeah we need time to theorize and time to breathe and like weekly watch parties w friends#most shows don’t foster a community anymore
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All the corrupted namecards from Game Changer episode Deja Vu
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SPRAK LEVEFRE RETURNS
HUGE day for all the Sprak girlies out there
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Heard, dear mutual! But… if Jace is a high-enough level Sorcerer, casting true polymorph (or any of a variety of disguise spells) should be easy for him… 🧐
That’s true! There was also some precedent for beings connected to Ankarna having a humanoid form, with Bakur. Obv that was different since he was an elf who turned into a fiend, and Jace would just be a disguise. But, Bakur and the giant were also compared to each other as Ankarna’s lieutenants- could be a roundabout hint that the giant has another form too. Also, you’d think someone would notice a 15-foot dude stomping around the town to kill Lydia’s clone/Yolanda/the farm owners. The giant must have some kind of disguise.
Overthinking this plot is the best.
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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you are in a room. with a werewolf that knows exactly where you are
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Okay Chosen One Kristen au where she STAYS, where she goes the buddy dawn path, where she's full repressed homosexuality Helio prophet
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Because what I just witnessed was INSANE and I have seen no one treat it as such, can we take a fucking moment to bask in the fact that Gorgug essentially 1v1ed that purple worm without ever going down or getting swallowed like ??? Zac Oyama what kind of dice ritual did you pull before this fight
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jump off a bridge, cunt
see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.
poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.
too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.
cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.
F. see me after class
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Hey btw please don't make jokes about being a "boring adult" or how adulthood is boring when you're around small kids. They'll believe you, and growing up with the idea that their final destination is as bleak as it is inevitable is not a healthy way to live. Even if they don't know it consciously, whenever they look at adults they are looking at their future. Like even if your life does suck, please don't frame it as just an inevitable part of being an adult.
If you know someone's kid whose interests and tastes are loud, shiny, sparkly and all over the place, and you're absolutely overwhelmed by being suddenly rapidly infodumped about a cartoon you had not heard of 30 seconds ago and about everything they've been getting into, and you're caught off-guard by them suddenly switching gears and askining you why you're still into the same things as you were a year ago, that aren't even that loud, sparkly and fun, please don't say something like
"Well when you're a boring adult you start to like boring things like that and then like those forever :)" Like don't fucking say that, they'll believe you. It doesn't make them feel fun and special to be told you think you're boring in comparison. They take their spark for granted and being told that they'll lose it one day is awful. And it's not even true!
It's far more truthful to tell them about how when you've been a grownup for long enough, you've had to the time to try all of the things and you know for sure which ones you like the most. And that's why it's so important that they also try everything, at least once, so that they'll know for sure whether they will or won't like it. Being a grownup isn't about giving up doing new fun things, it's about finding all the things you like so much that you never get bored of them.
Boldly claiming that you've done everything when you're not very worldly might seem dishonest, but a four-year-old can't tell the difference between a century and a decade. As far as they are concerned, their nearest neighbourhood is the whole universe, and you have been alive forever. Don't tell them the world is boring, and that being bored of it is inevitable.
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love that riz’s go to panic move is just like. a Perfect Headshot
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Oh. So when the Bad Kids kill a Helioic religious zealot it’s sooo great. But when I, Kipperlily Copperkettle-
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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
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Hey d20 fans!!!
Big Spoilers for the last episode of fantasy high, but I was very interested in learning the party’s damage and kill counts, so on my rewatch I recorded everything and thought I’d share it with you!
Also just a reminder that damage and kills don’t translate to how competent an adventurer is, every single player really shone in this fight and I just wanted to share some cool stats with y’all
Kristen Applebees: Damage - 16 : Kills - 9
Adaine Abernant: Damage - 155 : Kills - 2
Riz Gukgak: Damage - 264 : Kills - 3
Gorgug Thistlespring: Damage - 321 : Kills - 1
Fabian Seacaster: Damage - 342 : Kills - 4
And finally coming in, Figueroth Faeth with a whopping 20 kills and a total of 493 points of damage!!!
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your name is kipperlily copperkettle.
there is a knife in your hand and rage in your heart like a twenty four pointed star. like a name you dont know. like fire.
(we keep the fire lit, a girl you once knew would say. you keep the fire lit for her. you cant remember if you killed her or not.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle. there is a girl who comes to school a mess and takes her clothes off in the hallway and doesnt seem to care about anything. there is a girl who has let not one but two gods die. there is a girl who brought a god back from beyond death with the force of her conviction.
(you once knew a girl that you admired for her conviction. a girl that was too stubborn for her own good. why can’t you remember whether or not you killed her?)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle. there is a boy in your party that you requested specifically. he worships a god that a girl you think you hate once worshipped. he seems like he only worships this god out of habit. conviction seems uglier on him than it does on her.
(you aren’t sure who you mean when you think ‘her’. there are two girls who it might mean. one of them is dead. there is a knife in your hand.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle. you want the success that seems to come easy to her and nothing you do will ever get you there. the thing you’re striving for doesn’t exist. you know that and pretend you don’t because when you tell yourself something, it becomes true.
(you can’t remember if you killed her, so you tell yourself you didn’t. the lie tastes like honey on your tongue.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle and the girl you think you hate is stronger than you could have ever known. she and her friends tear through the world like wet paper and you have to watch it happen. a boy who breathes ugly conviction watches with you, though he doesn’t know it.
(you have a knife in your hand and you smile at her as you slit his throat. his blood is hers on your hands. can you make her conviction ugly when you make what’s his hers?)
(you’re still not sure who you mean when you say her.)
your name is kipperlily copperkettle.
there is a knife in your hand.
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