Seems like “beer” can’t catch a break lmao

if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

rolling badly is something that can be so good for developing your character, actually 

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

I don't really care about non-lockedntomb fans here, so no "horror not locked tomb" option sorry

eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

honestly, why are isekai protagonists always so obsessed with getting "home"? like, i'm sorry, but if i just showed up in a world where like. magic and monsters and all that cool stuff were REAL. yeah, no, this is my home now. sorry family and friends, but i'm not giving up living in a world with DRAGONS to work a nine-to-five just to still not be able to afford rent

i’m sorry but this is the greatest set of replies that has ever been on a post

Our household is trying to stop using Amazon as much as we can, and also when we do order something, we call it “sucking daddy bezos’ dick,” as in “I’m sucking daddy bezos’ dick and need ten more dollars for free shipping, does anyone else need something?” And can I say. It has in fact had a remarkably chilling effect on my habit of just going to Amazon first.

tiefling using tail as cat toy thank you for your time

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

i think much of griddlehark's earlier childhood antics can be summed up as "gideon pokes wasp nest with stick, heat-seeking missile comes out"

coming for you

Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—