british people call boypussy blokehole btw

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

xander/cordelia is the only good execution of the "man + woman who hate each other and argue all the time but secretly they've in loove~" bc it's not just that they don't get along or that the man is pushy and sexist and the woman is stodgy and stiff (but secretly likes it ooo). they just go out of their way to fight with each other at every opportunity even though literally nothing ever forces them together. they have virtually no mutual friends no mutual interests their school is perfectly big they just choose violence every day bc they're obsessed w each other and everyone just has to pretend there's nothing going on there

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Oh you give author comment?? You give author little kudos on their fic?? LOVE FOR READER!! LOVE FOR READER FOR ONE MILLION YEARS!!

community nbc is such a trojan horse bc the first episode is basic af (to the point that I stopped watching and didn’t give it another try until years later) and then it’s like zombie outbreak. school wide paintball. claymation episode. dean with a dalmatian fetish who dresses in drag. chicken tender mafia. ex communicated spanish teacher who lives in the vents with a monkey. killer glee coach. betty white attempts murder. evil ! alternate universe characters. chevy chase in a cult. freaky friday body swap. law and order parody over the death of a yam. troy and abed in love. the asscrack bandit.... just to name a few

AI defenders will make it seem as if art is this gatekept pastime that only the most elite can partake in and they’re making it possible for the “normies” to create meanwhile one of the most memorable pieces of recent art I’ve ever seen is “My son’s drawing of safe”

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

Started this last summer and I finally finished it, so I'm pretending it was my plan to schedule this for the TTPD release all along. I'm gonna make the rest of the team next, so stay tuned for the next 2 to 3 years! 🤍

wear robes do magic serve cunt

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

the two genders are yes or no

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out