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local robot keeps failing dice rolls and getting their frame broken, thankfully there are friends nearby
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when the barfights with your local drunk bounty hunter get a little gay
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I think the funniest thing about that dungeon meshi post is that chilchuck’s english VA for real has cosplayed Karkat
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Shoot him again 'cause I can see his soul dancing
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insane bakery that I found out exists near me btw. need her expeditiously
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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Kohei Nawa
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my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive
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Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.
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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.
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oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it
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okay like how
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ill kill myself over ur grave if u want
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thanks but im not looking for a roomie
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desecration potion
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potion of desecration
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loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜
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great the hexbots found my post
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babe just come over to my castle
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ur hellhound scares me
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Distribution of ticks infected with Lyme disease in the US
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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) — Robert Pattinson’s audio commentary with Kristen Stewart
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me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me: 
immune system:
me: 
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
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this basically Hilson but with 20 dollars on the line
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Here’s a quick and comprehensive video of how I made paper 📝
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ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.
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