I love that anyone around my age knows spongebob well enough that we can all allude to it from time to time and we鈥檙e all like haha yeah me hoy minoy hoy
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me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky
my joints: *crack*
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I鈥檝e made a huge mistake
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Untitled - by: (袝胁谐械薪懈褟 袦芯褉褋泻芯胁邪)
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Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
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Blue Lagoon
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special delivery
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My only regret is that
I didn鈥檛 tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)
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me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!
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