worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

I will follow Him

Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    

My mom got me a pride shirt and im gagged and read

She doesn't know what bears are but she thought it was cute and meant actual bears but I'm gagged

back from the hospital

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.