me. me when a poem says something ive felt before
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Since it's been a week
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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the prophecy is about me personally
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My German history lecturer just told us that he went on national Irish TV on a prime time spot and claimed that German reunification was not going to happen for a very very long time. This was on November 6 1989 and he has lived with this embarrassment for four decades
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im going to get booed for this but the album is too long!
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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”
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so long london having the same progression as you've got time (oitnb) was not on my bingo card
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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👀 Mediterranean solidarity ✊
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