Legend says if you stand in front of your bathroom mirror at 3 AM with the lights off and say the phrase “I don’t have a father figure” three times, you will summon Tony Stark in the flesh and he will adopt you as his own child
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I don’t come out to people I just make gay jokes until they catch on
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being gay and having gay friends is a joy straight people will never know
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my terrible girls, welcoming me home
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CATHERINE
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hooded sports bra……………… this is the future
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I might not be the smartest or the coolest but fuck I sure am the gayest
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THE NARNIA CAST ROASTING EACH OTHER MAKES MY HEART SMILE
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He thinks he’s being sneaky
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Janelle and Tessa acknowledging that not all women have vaginas
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Hints of that in the music video
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mcu meme - 4/10 scenes.
It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.
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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you
dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uh…
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LGBT
Large knives
Gorgeous knives
Blades
TWO knives
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Young girls really are pressured now more than ever to be seen as beautiful and sexy and perfect like IG models and whatever the fuck…..like that’s why you see “me at 14 vs 14 year old girls today” posts……….we didn’t have this constant stream of content like they do…..content telling us to be perfect and to have perfect clothes and sharp eyeliner wings that look photoshopped and shit like that….I mean it’s always been there but not like this…and while I think girls should be able to dress however they want and do whatever they want…..you have to take into consideration the fact that this all stems from a toxic culture where women have to be perfect and beautiful…now at younger and younger ages….and it’s really gross…and the media continues to sexualize and like…make young girls seem older and more appealing than they actually are idk the whole thing makes me so uncomfortable and it’s only going to get worse :/
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