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The First Fallen, The First Damned
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“Old Manjesty? Heh. Fine, fine, it’s better than regular old man anyhow.” He giggles at the kiss to his cheek, how firm it is and how it causes said rosy cheek to faintly squish up against his own smiling mouth. Indeed, things have not been more wonderful now that they had won the peace they so very much deserved, no more worry of annihilation, no more threats that could bring ruin to their home, and it causes him to squeeze her just that little bit tighter into his embrace before letting a hand slide up to start carding through her hair.
“Don’t act like I didn’t go and kick my way through the door of your heart too, darling. As far as I see it, we both fell into loving each other just as fast and just as hard.”
@deathinfeathers continued from X.
“Woah! Hahah! Calling me an old man now? How dare you! This is the King you’re talking to!” Letting out a laugh at the feeling of being held off the ground, Lucifer of course moves to wrap his arms around Elutheria’s torso in a tighter, more heavy squeeze of a bear hug, nuzzling his own face right into her soft, lovely hair, unable to resist chuckling as he does so. “You’re lucky you’ve gone and snuck your way into my heart, you tease.”
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@deathinfeathers continued from X.
“Woah! Hahah! Calling me an old man now? How dare you! This is the King you’re talking to!” Letting out a laugh at the feeling of being held off the ground, Lucifer of course moves to wrap his arms around Elutheria’s torso in a tighter, more heavy squeeze of a bear hug, nuzzling his own face right into her soft, lovely hair, unable to resist chuckling as he does so. “You’re lucky you’ve gone and snuck your way into my heart, you tease.”
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“ I got tired of seeing multiple different relationship memes have a few relationships I was interested in but more that I was not, so I’ve combined a few - and added some options of my own.
Taken partly from @loisnclark and @leneemusing “ - archived originally at mememeseymour (defunct/deleted)
romantic relationships !
❤️ friends to lovers
💗 slow burn
💙casual partners to lovers
💜 friends with benefits to lovers
💚 actually unrequited
💛 falsely assumed unrequited
💘 begrudgingly falling in love
familial relationships !
🌻 friends like siblings
🌵 parental
🌷 general found family
friend relationships !
☀️ best friends
🌦 enemies to friends
🌈 friends since childhood
⛅️ friends of circumstance
☁️ friends from school
enemy relationships !
🔪 friends to enemies
💣 stole something from my muse
🔦 stole something from your muse
❌ guilty by association
🖤 enemies to lovers
sexual relationships !
🍑 one night stand
🍆 friends with benefits
💞 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings
💦 play partners
👉👌 casual partners
👅 hatefucking
🤐 kink mentor/mentee
💔 ex partners with feelings
other relationships
💝 mentor/mentee
🍸 partners in crime
💟 lovers to enemies
❣️ forced to work together for survival/a common goal
✋ colleagues
💓 colleagues to lovers
🖕 colleagues to enemies
🦄 suggest your own
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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐
(a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"I beg your fucking pardon?"
"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."
"Actually all of my systems are nervous."
"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."
"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"
"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."
"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."
"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."
"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."
"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."
"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."
"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."
"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."
"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"
"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."
"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"
"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"
"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."
"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."
"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."
"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."
"With all due respect, which is none."
"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."
"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."
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Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss.
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Send ‘Ship Bias’ and I will share up to 5 Ships I have a bias for for my muse!
Remember to specify muse for Multi-Muse blogs!
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How the fuck was this idiot in charge of slaughtering his citizens every year. It was honestly laughable.
He sips again at his coffee, egregiously slowly, really dragging out that sip just to be an ass. Smacks his lips when he’s finally done.
“…Wow. Really got me there, pal. What a zinger. I will never recover from this.” Completely deadpan. “Say, mind telling me real quick what object permanence means? Your definition, don’t go looking it up. I’m curious as to the answer.”
@infernal-dominion xxx
“Struggling with object permanence I see.” Sips his coffee from a mug that says “Best Dad” on it.
"Bold of you to assume you've got any of that... in the dick department!" He's breaking that cup first chance he gets.
Just sit it on down.
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“Struggling with object permanence I see.” Sips his coffee from a mug that says “Best Dad” on it.
"Bruh, you're so fucking naive. You see a round Earth in everybody even when it's clearly been FLAT since creation. Depression isn't real! There is no prostate. And there is NO such thing as the female orgasm ~ "
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Who is this slinking up behind Lucifer, a hand snaking about his shoulders to scratch beneath his chin with a curved talon? Why, it's Eluthéria of course! And she's here to dish out all the tender love and affection the good king most certainly deserves.
"Hello, my lovely! How bold of you to look so ravishing! On such an otherwise mundane afternoon no less!"
Lucifer, of course, the moment he registers who exactly it is that these arms belong to, sinks into the embrace with a happy hum and a sigh, tilting his chin up into that scratching talon as he lets out a slight giggle. “Why hello to you too, dear. It somehow feels like it’s been ages.” He is quick to lift a hand to tenderly cup one of her own, bringing it to his lips so he can press a kiss to her palm. “What’s got you so affectionate today, hm?”
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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.
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Sips coffee.
“…Did I miss anything?”
#your king has arrived (ic)#dash commentary#((sorry for the sudden total lapse in Lucifer content))#((motivation to write him had suddenly taken a dive))
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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“ Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“ Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“ Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“ They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“ Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“ Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“ Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“ What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“ I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“ I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“ The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“ Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“ If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“ I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“ My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“ There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“ You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“ I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“ I really do hate thinking. ”
“ In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“ I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“ Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“ So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“ Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“ The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“ Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“ The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“ I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“ What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“ Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“ RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“ Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“ My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“ It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“ Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“ You look so biteable today. ”
“ Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“ I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“ Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“ Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“ Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“ Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“ I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“ Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“ I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“ Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“ I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“ Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“ You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“ You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“ It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“ Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“ No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“ No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“ I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“ Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“ Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“ I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“ Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“ I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“ Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“ Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“ Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“ I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“ You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“ Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“ Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“ All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“ How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“ What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“ I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“ Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“ Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“ I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“ Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“ I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“ You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“ Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“ I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“ Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“ I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“ Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
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((Like this post for a starter from Lucifer Morningstar!))
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Nonverbal RP Starters
I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!
Neutral
☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point to something for my muse to see
🤙 Bump into my muse
😊 Sit down next to my muse
🤨 Sit down across from my muse
📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse
✍️ Pass my muse a note
🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse
🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking
Aggressive
🐺 Growl at my muse
😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse
😠 Death Glare at my muse
🙌 Push/Shove my muse
👊 Punch my muse
👖 Kick my muse in the shin
👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
😵 Knee my muse in the gut
💀 Knee my muse in the groin
🔪 Point a weapon at my muse
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar
💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily
Angst
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention
🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick
🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up
👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying
👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare
🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare
😭 Hold my muse when they are crying
😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret
💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears
💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment
⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma
Soft
👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt
🐈 Lean against my muse’s side
🤝 Hold my muse’s hand
🤗 Pull my muse into a hug
🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee
🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]
✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand
🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes
😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them
🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse
🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse
😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek
Playful
🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair
✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder
💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance
🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing
😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse
😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse
😱 Make a silly face at my muse
🤭 Tickle my muse
👃 Poke my muse’s nose
💪 Pick my muse up
Sensual/Sexual
💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss
💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss
💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss
💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss
❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss
🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way
😉 Pull my muse in by the hips
😲 Smack my muse’s butt
💋 Kiss my muse’s neck
👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage
👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse
👀 Push my muse down on the bed
👄 Pull my muse onto the bed
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“Perhaps try stripping the meat off the bones first and then using chemicals to bleach them? That way they won’t rot and they’ll look clean and dazzling white. I’m sure Lilith will love it, darling.” Here comes a cheek kiss.
"LUCIFER QUICK WE NEED TO RAISE AN EFFIGY IN LILITH'S IMAGE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF THE DEAD BODIES OF HER ENEMIES!!"
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“Ok, but if you’re going to build another effigy, can you make it out of bones this time instead of bodies? Mine is starting to rot.”
"LUCIFER QUICK WE NEED TO RAISE AN EFFIGY IN LILITH'S IMAGE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF THE DEAD BODIES OF HER ENEMIES!!"
#your king has arrived (ic)#kugelbitch#((implying she did actually make an effigy for him the first time around 🤣))
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send “☎️” to receive a midnight phone call from my muse
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