infamous-harleyquinn
Harley Quinn
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Uhm, holy shit, okay. I have 200 followers.
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icanthearyoudude:
to the people who are following me
thank you
im sorry
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Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs
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i wanna be someone’s favorite writing partner.
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“Well that went better than I thought it would.”
“Can you leave now?”
“I thought you’d be gone by now?”
“… We didn’t, did we?!”
“Yikes, this is awkward.”
“Morning.”
“What time is it?”
“Don’t you have work?”
“Don’t you have class?”
“Hungry?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”
“Who are you?”
“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”
“Did we at least use a condom?”
“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”
“Can you uncuff me?”
“I think we’re snowed in.”
“That’s not usually how this goes.”
“You talk a lot in your sleep.”
“Is that chocolate?”
“I didn’t snore, did I?”
“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”
“So… I have something to tell you.”
“Round two?”
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“Well that went better than I thought it would.”
“Can you leave now?”
“I thought you’d be gone by now?”
“… We didn’t, did we?!”
“Yikes, this is awkward.”
“Morning.”
“What time is it?”
“Don’t you have work?”
“Don’t you have class?”
“Hungry?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”
“Who are you?”
“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”
“Did we at least use a condom?”
“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”
“Can you uncuff me?”
“I think we’re snowed in.”
“That’s not usually how this goes.”
“You talk a lot in your sleep.”
“Is that chocolate?”
“I didn’t snore, did I?”
“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”
“So… I have something to tell you.”
“Round two?”
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random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
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"I'll help, B-man'" she promised. She'd been on her meds a good while now and while it hadn't been the easiest thing in the world to see what she was doing when love and madness blinded her, Harley was very much aware of it now. Aware of the things that she helped Mister J with, the things she'd done all on her own. Guilt weighed heavy on the blonde's shoulders and she was willing to do what she could to lighten the load. "Anything ya need, I got it."
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There was an obvious inferno of rage building up from the inside of his soul. The Joker was back, and who knows for how long. The only thing that was certain, was that this was Bruce’s last chance to catch him, to finally get justice for all the lives that have been taken because of him. For Jason.
“I’ll find him.”
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*stands on rooftop with a megaphone* SOULMATE AUS
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Reblog if you’re part of team “I want to talk to you but I’m terrible at ooc communication and I think you find me annoying and I don’t want to bother you.”
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“I feel it in my bones, Bats. He’s back.”
“ All my worst fears coming true. “
“It’s him, isn’t it?”
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Killing Eve “Nice and Neat” 2x02 Starters
“Do you have any cake?”
“That’ll cause a bit of a stir at the pharmacy.”
“Do you want a hottie bottie?”
“This is how it works, we have to talk.”
“How do you always look so good?”
“I mean, do you even sleep?”
“It’s my moisturizer, made out of pig’s placenta.”
“It costs a fortune and smells like arse.”
“I don’t mind smelling like arse.”
“They’re worried about getting murdered.”
“I thought she was a ghost, I hate ghosts.”
“If anyone says it’s a murder on the dance floor, I will throw them out the window.”
“What do you know about psychopaths?”
“I went to boarding school.”
“Why not? We don’t need them anymore.”
“Are you faking it?”
“They got fat.”
“It’s Cher Horowitz, I’ve failed my driving test.”
“[ name ], YOU PIECE OF SHIT.”
“I think you’re going to bleed to death.”
“You thought I’d be an easy target, didn’t you?”
“I bet you thought you could just use me.”
“What must you think of me?”
“That’s what you get, [ name ].”
“That wasn’t very clever, was it?”
“I’ve had a really shitty couple of days.”
“What I don’t need is a boring stranger in a Volvo giving me a lesson on how to use the phone.”
“Promise you won’t be cross.”
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hit me up if you wanna play!
I really wanna get Harley back off the ground.
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