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Oooh I like the way you called it a Radio Play... Sooo sophisticated 🫠😂
GOAD Writers Guild and Chattering Order presents…
HAPPY 8008 DAY @goodomensafterdark!
BooB Omenz - A Vulvastic Extravaganzza!
Reviews say: “Impressively Unhinged!”
With Rapturous Art by the Irreverent @ineffablecrankshaft
📖Read it HERE with all the art!
Or…
🎧Listen to the RADIO PLAY!
**Summary:**
During one boob-fuelled writing frenzy, several of the GOAD Writers Guild's finest breasted together boobily to ejaculate some of the bestest turbo lesbo porn this sub has ever, or will ever, see.
Read it, or Listen with horror as the Chattering Order brings it to vulvastic life.
✨Now with sound effects!✨
**You can thank 📖 Writers Guild Members**
@she-makes-things, @sixbynine-da, @adverbian, @isiaiowin , @kunigun, Puddinpocalypse, @theonewiththeshippinggoogles and @nosferatini
**And 🎙️Chattering Order Members**
(In order of appearance)
@sixbynine-da, Puddinpocalypse, @nosferatini, @kunigun, NegotiationReal6508, ckocek, Soggyfritter, @she-makes-things, @outrageousring5655, @amber-missy
With music by Puddinpocalypse
Technical Editing by @camdenleisurepirates
General corralling and organisation by @nosferatini
#nsfw#good omens crackfic#good omens#good omens fanfic#good omens after dark#writers of after dark#GOAD 8008#WAMEN Week#chattering order of GOAD#ineffable wives
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I have no words for how much I am loving this series... Go read it immediately!
In Love's Secret Domain
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I investigated in a pie once. It was Tasty.
Hello Mr Gaiman
I was wondering, seeing where the last 15 minutes of S2E6 left us, on a scale of -1 to -∞, how much romance can we expect to see between Aziraphale and Crowley in S3?
I'm afraid Crowley and Aziraphale won't be in Season 3 of Good Omens. But you'll love their wives, Dottie and Sadie, two intrepid detectives, who will investigate their deaths in respectively a pie accident and falling down a deep hole.
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How did we, as a fandom, miss this?!?
Hi Neil,
I just saw this post where someone zoomed in on Aziraphale's face and it looks a lot like he's holding a bullet in his teeth
Does Aziraphale have a bullet in his teeth?!?!?
is this intentional?!?!?
please, tell us
I can't put the link to the post here but there is research, there is a slow motion video.
Thank You
Aziraphale has a bullet between his teeth at all points in Good Omens Season 1 and 2, except during the actual bullet catch sequence in Season 2 episode 4, when he has either a small fish or an enormous diamond between his teeth...
#good omens#i don't understand the internet any longer#please ignore this post#he only has a bullet in his mouth when he takes the bullet out of his mouth#but what of the fish neil? when is this fish there? Is is within mouth fish working time directives?#Diamond#what diamond?#Mouth fish is a diamond geezer...#sheen-chinchilla equivalence
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A Storm is Coming...
Fellow @goodomensafterdark enjoyer and frightfully talented word re-arranger @harlotofupdog wrote a rather compelling fic, So I drew her a pretty picture¹ to go with it. Here it is to celebrate the last chapter being posted today :D Happy Fic completion Day UpDog
And here's the fic - go read it! IT WILL STOMP ON YOUR HEART ITS GREAT!
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens)
¹This was genuinely motivated by my utter enjoyment of the fan fiction and in no way an apology for all of the not so pretty pics ² I also drew "inspired" by the work - and encouraged by some special fellow goblins of GOAD whom took me in from the rain to their stormj*zz Shorewards support group, and together we coped. I mean we survived... somehow
²Some of which will turn up shortly³ on Tumblr, GOAD and A03
³ Or might already be on there...somewhere 👀
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#crowley x aziraphale#good omens after dark#writers of after dark#good omens fanfic
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You mean this little fella @gleafer *da da dadadada DAH DAH dadada Da dash and other cancan noises*
I freaking LOVE the community at Reddit/GoodOmensAfterDark.
(The first is a gif but I just posted a screen grab because I’m bad at this.)
@ineffablecrankshaft
#good omens#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#snake crowley#gelafer can teally draw hawt gams on a snake#good omens animation
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Me being sucked into the worlds of the wonderful writers of @goodomensafterdark
A Little Life - Chapter 5 - Most of You
First and foremost, a MASSIVE THANK YOU to @ineffablecrankshaft for this gorgeous sketch for one of the scenes in this chapter! I squealed when I saw it. Just, I LOVE IT, UGH!!! <3
Rated: E, Words: ~30k/~71k. 5/12 Chapters. Read the tags!
Chapter Excerpt (Read on AO3):
Over the years he’d built a reputation for asking questions at seminars. Not at every one, of course, that’d be obnoxious, but at a reasonable majority of them. Being questioned by Professor Crowley meant he found the research engaging, his questions were difficult but insightful. It was a compliment.
The first presenter stepped to the podium. As he listened he jotted down thoughts, a few observations, some values as the questions began to form. When she’d finished speaking and opened the floor to questions he raised his hand, glancing down at his scrawl to bring the question into focus.
His notes were gibberish. The page was covered in half words, broken midway through the thought. Partial observations and fragmented questions were all he’d recorded; parsing them together into a coherent question was impossible. He began to lower his hand.
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Summary:
When Professor of Botany Anthony Crowley met bookshop owner Ezra Fell one November afternoon both knew their lives had irrevocably changed. From that moment forward, Anthony and Ezra’s existence was intertwined. Their story was written in the moments and memories they created as they moved through life’s chapters of coming together, building a family and facing the challenges of being human. This is a story of unconditional love and the joy and humour, obstacles and grief that inevitably come with choosing the same person, day after day, over and over and over again.
*~*~*
A huge thanks to @goodomensafterdark for the writers community. And an extra special thanks to @hakunahistata and @the-literal-kj for beta'ing this story. Finally, a huge thanks for @fuzzygoblin for the song prompt that inspired this work.
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanfic#good omens fanart#ah love drawing for my writer friends who will actually ded me with all their well written heartbreaking AUs
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A prompt and comedy gold book cover find from one of the good citizens of @goodomensafterdark. How could one not??
Ninja Edit.. not that I was wanting to get my hands on a copy or anything for... Further research, however I have discovered this particular literary treasure is a fantastical creation of the Heldfond Book Gallery, circa 2010 from their Bibliopulp poster collection.
Sadly the gallery is lost to the mists of time, however there are glorious breadcrumbs about the internet if you ferret about a bit:
#good omens fanart#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens after dark#crowley x aziraphale#crowley#aziraphale#bibliobimbo#bibliopulp#Heldfond Book Gallery
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Time to see your...Ornithologist?
Well...is it?
What on earth - are those Candles? - is it a heron or a stalk? Why is that Potoo watching a documentary about wales?
This is good omens related you say?
If you wish to find out the answer to these questions, along side basking in the delightful issue of some of this fandoms most awesome* writers, artists and creative wranglers, come check out @goodomensafterdark first issue of WINGZ magazine - check it out now! (Strictly Adults only**) ↓ ↓ ↓
*And there's also some Crank Nonsense of my own there too!
**Probably north of 30 to be on the safe side
#good omens#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#good omens after dark#artists of after dark#writers of after dark#good omens crack#good omens zine#I drew candles for this fandom#CANDLES#Everything Fandom is more fun with a community of fruit loops#don't just lurk#JOIN US!
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GOAD Secret Project takes WingZ!
Itz HERE!
Ladies and gentlemen, goblins and ghouls, and everyone in between. There might have been mention of a super secret project involving smut and wingz and such, and we’re not going to hold it in any longer! After many sleepless nights and sleepless days and general sleeplessness, we are proud to present to you, dear reader, the first issue of Wingz Magazine in all its glory.
Two PDFs for you, the first is a portable one that you can look at on your phone and the second is a fancy super extra pixel version (recommended for printing).
Enjoy with a glass of Talisker… in privacy 😏
🕊️ Mobile Friendly Wingz Magazine 01
Print Quality Wingz Magazine 01 🪽
Those asking for a suggestion to get this printed can try here: https://mixam.com/ but feel free to shop around cause costs can vary.
Cheers to all our magnificent contributors!
#good omens after dark#good omens#goad#good omens fanart#artists of after dark#writers of after dark#good omens zine#good omens fandom#good omens smut
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"A man is not dead while his name is still spoken."
- Going Postal, Chapter 4 prologue
#gnu terry pratchett#good omens#good omens fanart#I cannot describe the privilege it has been to coexist in the same slice of space time and leg of deminsional trouser with TPs books#thank you Pterry
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I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?
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(Video) "Coming Home" - The Trailer
A ceasefire has occurred on the @goodomensafterdark Subreddit, site of the 5 five week long ineffable smut war, but not before the GOAD Writers Guild launched this utter behemoth of a finisher on Valentines Day:
31 Authors.
100 Chapters.
Over 100,000 words.
Over 100 different journeys.
31 authors in the community, co-ordinated by the indefatigable @doonarose and driven by the power of spreadsheets, came together to create a singularity of smut with a Choose your own adventure style telling of that first night in the south downs cottage. And you can play too!
But do not clikc that link before you've picked up your Bingo Card, designed (alongside the lovely poster that I used in the vid!) by @fuzzygoblin
With a couple of days left before they unleashed this on the fandom, their emissary approached me and asked if I would be able to put together a "Trailer" for the launch.
Flattered as I was, time was just to short, there was no way I'd be able to pull it off... Alone
Enter u/FourCatsAndCounting - GOAD Veteran, Purveyor of finest Crack and side splitting nonsense who I had long admired from the shadows. Now Together... Together this was something we could pull off...
And this was the result. The CatShaft Alliance was formed.
Thankyou @doonarose and EVERY writer and creative that made this, It was an honour to put this together for your work even at the last minute!
And @goodomensafterdark for creating a community just brimming with talent that produces so much wonderful content and nonsense.
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👀 Some say there is another version of this on the internet... A NSFW video that includes what happened next... and that it can only be found on the top shelves of the subreddit @goodomensafterdark that is currently flooded with Smut.
Out of Context at The Ritz
Rated Teen and up for silly double entendres and debasement of the source material
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Out of Context at The Ritz
Rated Teen and up for silly double entendres and debasement of the source material (VIDEO; sound on 🎧🦆😁)
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#good omens animatic#good omens animation#good omens crack#secret networks of.... Ducks!
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Ineffable Wardance!
A little Something for the start of @goodomensafterdark smut war
Lovingly Rotoscoped from and set to the classic that is Adriano Celentano's Prisencolinensinainciusol - because 300 hand traced and coloured unhinged frames of ineffable nonsense is EXACTLY how most people get hand-cramps in the GOAD wars...
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#good omens after dark#ineffable smut war#prisencolinensinaiciusol#good omens animation
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Do de-de-leede-dedee-dee-dee-deeee
in case you wanted to see those High Res pics again
NEAL, as I understand it, there was a kiss in the opening sequence of season 2
I think it's him or am I mistaken?
My recollection is that this theatre box is the Four Horsemen dancing, but you'd need to check one of the high res versions or annotated versions of the opening titles that we and Peter Anderson Studios released to confirm...
#good omens#good omens 2#peter anderson studio#I have these on speed dial cause their just gorgeous#popping this in the reblog cause Neil forgot
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