a working list of slightly incorrect win conditions for chuubo’s marvelous wish-granting engine
whoever has the highest number of endearing animal sidekicks by the end of arc 4 wins.
you slowly build your Connection rating with the character you want to ship yours with. when it maxes and your character has the courage to ask their crush out, you’ve won.
if you make another player at the table cry actual tears, you have won.
if something so ridiculous happens in your game that the other players meme about it through drawn shitposts or photoshops, you win.
you win when you complete at least one arc of every color, creating a full spectrum.
if you bear witness to, participate in, or best of all, incite a battle between two or more kaiju or giant robots, you win.
whoever everyone agrees “would have died by their own incompetence in any other setting” the most by arc 4 wins.
if you begin talking about your game in the radius of someone who has never played, and they ask “what’s chuubo’s marvelous wish-granting engine?”, you’ve won.
For every modern trans girl who wishes she could return to the days of being a sumerian eunuch temple priestess, there was a sumerian eunuch temple priestess afflicted by an inexplicable desire to play the synthesizer. These were interpreted as prophetic visions
Being in a group chat with a bunch of mentally ill girls who suck at taking care of ourselves is really funny. We’ll constantly be giving each other advice like “hey you should probably eat something” “have you taken your meds today?” “if you’re not feeling well maybe you should get some sleep” and stuff like that and then none of us have the self awareness and self respect to take the advice we give each other until we we hear it from someone else