oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

i’ve probably aged 4 years this year

how many followers do u have?

its just me n u bud

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

tour guide: people used to throw things down into this volcano as sacrifices for higher beings

me: huh?

tour guide: it was like gofundme but for gods

me: oooh

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

I like the way keith haring draw dog

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.