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read the winston brothers series by penny reid!! mentally in the (fictional) town of green valley, tennessee
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Bethany: So how was school today?
Little Beau: Pretty good! We almost got surprise adopted.
Bethany: Well that's g- wait, what?
Little Duane: You know, surprise adopted. Uncle Repo offered to pick us up.
Bethany: You mean kidnapped. Uncle Repo tried to kidnap you.
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Jethro: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Cletus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Jenn isn’t.
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Duane: God, give me patience.
Beau: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Duane: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Cletus: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Beau: I think you mean cards.
Cletus, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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Jethro: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Sienna: It’s not a joke.
Sienna: *sniffles*
Sienna: I’m a legit snack.
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Jess: This is such a bad idea.
Duane: Then why are you coming along?
Jess: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Cletus: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Jenn: Oh, you’ve been?
Cletus, woefully: Once. In Monopoly.
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Cletus: I made tea.
Billy: I don’t want tea.
Cletus: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Billy: Then why are you telling me?
Cletus: It is a conversation starter.
Billy: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Cletus: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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roscoe: i did a bad thing...
cletus: does it affect me?
roscoe: no?
cletus: then suffer in silence.
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shelly: i've never been in a snowball fight before. i don't know the rules.
beau: what rules?
shelly: well, is it a point system, or is it to the death?
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