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incorrectv7kquotes · 8 months
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Varian: Nuru, can you pass the salt?
Nuru: *Throws Hugo across the table*
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incorrectv7kquotes · 8 months
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Hugo: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Varian: Oh, you’ve been?
Hugo: Once. In Monopoly
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incorrectv7kquotes · 8 months
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Varian: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Nuru: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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incorrectv7kquotes · 8 months
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Varian: Welcome, fellow idiots
Nuru: Hello, Varian
Varian: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Nuru: You underestimate me
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incorrectv7kquotes · 8 months
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Varian: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Nuru: What's that?
Varian: You've never had leftovers???
Nuru: No, because I'm not a quitter
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incorrectv7kquotes · 8 months
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Varian: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Nuru : Hugo isn’t answering his phone
Varian: I’ll call
Nuru: Yong and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Hugo: Hello?
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Nuru: Dammit, Hugo!
Hugo: What?! It wasn’t me!
Nuru: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Varian!
Varian: Not me either.
Nuru: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Yong: *whistles*
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Varian, about Hugo: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Yong: Are we stealing them?
Nuru: New or used?
Varian : Wonderful responses, both of you
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Nuru : Why are your tongues purple?
Hugo : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Varian: I had a red one.
Nuru : oh
Nuru :
Nuru : OH
Yong:
Yong: You drank each other's slushies?
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Nuru : I just ended a four year relationship.
Yong: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Nuru : Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Varian and Hugo fighting from across the room*
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Varian: I don't like snow
Varian: it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Varian: I also was once thrown into a blizzard but it has nothing to do with this
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Hugo, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Yong: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Hugo , with the tone of someone who is used to Yong: Outstanding.
Hugo : This is what I’m talking about people.
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Hugo : Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Varian: Twelve, actually.
Hugo : Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Varian: Yours!
Hugo : That's right: no one's.
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Varian : Hugo! My face is on fire!
Hugo: Varian! Are you ok?!
Varian : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Hugo: But your face is on fire.
Varian : Yes. It's much faster than shaving
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Nuru : What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Hugo: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning
Nuru : Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Store Worker: Would Mr. Hugo please come to the front desk?
Hugo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Nuru and Varian
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Nuru and Varian, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Hugo : I didn’t even bring you guys here with me
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