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sena and nat walk into a bar. they say ouch.
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Xaidan: Do you support gay rights Cedrick Cedrick: I am gay Nadia: He’s dodging the question :/
i'm just publishing this as an ask because i'm lazy (it is perfect)
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Sena: God, what even is a Cabbage Patch Kid? It's like you're cutting into a head of lettuce, and, oh shit, a baby. It's like... I wanted a salad, but now I have a child.
#sena williamson#original:black friday#low hanging fruit i know but i want to make this blog somewhar alive
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Cedrick: [after throwing out Xaidan's record] It's four in the fucking morning!
Isabelle: It's alright. It's Saturday.
Cedrick: No it's not. No. It's fucking Sunday, and I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill. Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?!
Xaidan: Fuck yeah!
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Xaidan: Cedrick! What's the goofiest thing you've ever done? Because I bet I just topped it!
Cedrick: I doubt it. My actions led directly to the death of the only thing I've ever loved…
Xaidan: Well, this is probably twice as funny as that!
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Rose: You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? That Isabelle MacLeod. You know what I'd give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with one being the ugliest and 10 being pretty? I'd give her… an 8. 8.5. More like a 9. Not, not higher than a 9.8, because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a 10… because I'm worth it.
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Ben: By the time I was 16, I was 15. I was taking thousands of pounds worth of drugs.
Alistair:
Ben: Everything was good.
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Rose:
Cedrick: I noticed you weren't at dinner, but I saw you try to poison my wine! Usually when you do that it means you want to talk, what's up, are you mad at me?
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Cedrick: Wow, I don't know how to deal with all these emotions, Xaidan. No one I've been close with has ever died before. No tragic accidents to friends. All my grandparents are alive.
Xaidan: How did you deal when Sirius died?
Cedrick: Not well, Xaidan! Why would you bring that up?
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Xaidan: Wow! So, the lesson here is to listen to Helena and Blue more?
Helena: No, that can't be possible.
Blue: Yeah, I don't think we've earned that today.
Cedrick, death-glaring: Agreed.
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Frankie: I wouldn't say McAllister and Dr Palmer are friends so much as ex-cellmates.
McAllister: No... it's true, we're friends.
Frankie: He ate children!
McAllister: Well... people are complicated.
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Mordov: I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.
Nadia: Whoa. Why do you get to keep the table?
Mordov: I did pay for half of it.
Nadia: Yeah, and I paid for the other half.
Mordov: All right, I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it.
Nadia: All right, you're on. I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!
Mordov: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!
Nadia: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Mordov:
Nadia:
Nadia: Which sister?
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Nat: Mordov, did you really read all these baby books?
Mordov: Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like [snaps fingers] that.
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Mordov: What is it about me? Is it my hair?
Xaidan: Yes, it's exactly that, Mordov. It's your hair.
Helena: You have homosexual hair.
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Ben: Do you want to see God?
Marie: God is dead! God remains dead, and we killed him! Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?
Ben: I just wanted to sell you drugs, but you made it weird!
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Cedrick: There's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Sena: Oh! Satan's minions at work again.
Cedrick: Yes, 'cause I have to go down there and deal with them.
Nadia: What are you talking about? Keep it!
Cedrick: It's not mine! I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Xaidan: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
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Nat: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father.
Mordov: Uh-huh.
Nat: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Mordov: Do you have a point?
Nat: You know, you'd think I would.
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Xaidan: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, I wasn't the one woman for her.
Nadia: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Xai. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
Xaidan: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Sena: Stay out of my freezer.
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