THE FAVES ARE FIGHTING!!! [original post by @incorrectratboygeniusquotes]

official starship genius 12 leaked script (totally real and not something sneezy came up with off the top of their head!!!!)

Little King John: I’m sorry. Happyman: OP literally stole my factory and kidnapped Summer Solstice Baby but go off I guess.

LKJ: sneezy, sneezy, what do you see? Sneezy: ALL

Sneezy: Who will assemble the gods for your sake, so that you may find that life for which you are searching? But if you wish, come and put into the test: only prevail against sleep for six days and seven nights. LKJ: I’m going to stop you right there. What the hell are you talking about, Sneezy?

Fred: Fuck. Sue, covering George’s ears: >:O Later… George: Fuck! Sue: >:OOO

The finale

Sneezey: *achoo*

Lkj: fuck you man shut up

*LKJ and Sneezy are sailing across the world when they run into a pack of mighty wicked fog*

Little King John: Fog’s as thick as peanut butter!

Sneezy:You mean pea soup.

LKJ:YOU EAT WHAT YOU LIKE AND I’LL EAT WHAT I LIKE

*The yacht crashes into the island with the ancient starship on it*

LKJ: LAND HO!!

Sneezy: No kidding…

Fingerhead's issues

Sue: so you’d rather beat on 3 living beings who want to help than just admit you have issues?!

Old fingerhead: oh dude no, *points to himself* issues to the max over here, I am the definition of nutcase!

Sue: still they are trying to help you

Old fingerhead: well I’m sorry Sue but sometimes you just gotta beat somebody *mumbles “oh my God I’m my mother”*

dreams

Ratboy and Little king john are exploring Ratboy’s attic

Little king john: hey ratboy whats this little box on this trunk over here?

Ratboy genius: oh that’s a box of dreams from my past

Little king john: oh neat He picks it up and tries to blow the dust of it but blows to hard and the small box falls from his hands and onto the floor, shattering on impact oh no….sorry Ratboy

Ratboy genius: aw, it’s ok Johnny those dreams were shattered years ago

Little king john: oh really? How many years ago?

Ratboy genius: thinks for a second how old are you?

Surrealism

Summer Solstice Baby: One of the greatest qualities of surrealism is that the existence of the subjects in each unique piece is entirely subjective!

Summer Solstice Baby: For instance, if I was a painter creating such a piece, and someone witnessed me doing so, they could argue that the painting’s content is not real.

Summer Solstice Baby: By that logic, they could argue that the paint on the canvas is not real. They could even argue that the time I spent painting it did not happen.

Happyman: If you carry on with that, then, couldn’t you then say that you, the painter, aren’t real either?

(Baby vanishes from view)

Happyman: …

Clyde: She was sure-real to me.

((Source: original))

((Poor Happyman keeps becoming the brunt of my bad jokes lmao))

Happyman: You can’t do this Little King John, it’s not fair! Little King John, putting on sunglasses: Blocked and reported.

Little King John: If she breathes she's a thot

Ratboy Genius: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS JOHN

Darn Rodentyoungmalechild Intellectual

(Original - ssardonyx - http://ssardonyx.tumblr.com/post/127538731099/jasper )

Happyman: The Professor is one of the most worldly scientists I've ever encountered! I bet there's nothing he hasn't researched!

Green Monster: He was just telling me about a new thesis in biomechanics he was compiling! It sounds to be very long.

Happyman: No kidding! What's the exact subject?

Green Monster: Himself. And even then it was mostly conjecture.

Happyman: ...

Green Monster: You're still mostly correct, though.

Omg thank you so much?? This is adorable ;///u///;

Wantes to draw out one of the “incorrect quotes” from @incorrectratboygeniusquotes :B

(quote - https://incorrectratboygeniusquotes.tumblr.com/post/165374176969/little-king-john-during-the-tour-of-my-castle-it )

On the topic of names

Fred: You earthlings all have such strange names. How did you get them? Summer Solstice Baby: Well, I was born on the summer solstice, and baby is just Ratboy's nickname for me. I think it's cute, but it kind of stuck! Green Monster: I go by Green Monster in part because that's what I am. My real name is largely unpronounceable. Happyman: And I'm Happyman because I'm happy all the time! Fred: Those reasons are really simple, I was kind of expecting something different. Clyde: Is nobody going to ask why the literal alien from another dimension here is named Fred?

Exploring The New World

Mister Bigarms: When you stop and think about it, it really is remarkable that this entire kingdom was technically built by only two people.

Very Tall Friend: You’re including Sneezy?

Mister Bigarms: Of course I am, he was a Galactic Friend once. Heaven knows what he’s capable of, but let’s go to Little King John. He’s only one very stretchy king and he has no task force beneath him to construct this land.

Very Tall Friend: So you’re wondering how he did it?

Mister Bigarms: Exactly.

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Little King John, bounding across the landscape with an armload of trees at fifty feet tall, many moons ago: NO SILVER LINING LEFT UNREDEFINED