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Hari: Shan! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot!
Hari: And I broke everything!
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Hari: I just saved your life!
Shan: Oh sorry I wasn't looking.
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Hari: Who hurt you?
Shan: Do you want a list or what?
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Shan:You smell nice.
Hari, nervous: Thanks, I use both of my nostrils.
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Hiskaya: You're late, what took you guys a long time?
Shan: Hari's lips were chapped, and so I helped her out.
Hiskaya: Ohh, okay.
Haki:...
Hiskaya: waIT A SECOND-
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Hari: So I heard you like boys.
Shan: Not really
Hari: Oh, thank god
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Hari: So, got any hobbies?
Shan: There's a fine line between being sassy and being an asshole, and I cross it everyday.
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Hari: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Haki: Hiskaya, you seem malnourished.
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Hiskaya: Hold it, Ma'am. I’m gonna have to pull you over for excceding recommended hotness.
Haki: Why are you here?
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Hiskaya: My heart has a boner for you. A heart-on.
Haki: Babe. His. That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Hari: Shan, I did something terrible!
Shan: It's alright,don't worry, I have a shovel.
Hari: What? No!!
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Hiskaya: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Haki: His, it's four in the morning.
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