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Simon: How long does it take for you to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Doric: I think-
Edgin: 72 hours.
Doric: How do you know?
Edgin: There's a big ass dragon behind you.
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I am now allowing submissions! If you guys have any incorrect quotes, send em my way!
The only rules are:
No nsfw
And no slurs (obviously)
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Simon: HEY, HEY-
Edgin: SHHH, Kira is sleeping.
Simon, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Edgin: What do you need?
Simon, still whispering: There's a fire.
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Holga trying to give Edgin dating advice about Xenk: go tell him he's cute. What’s the worst that could happen?
Edgin: he could hear me!
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Pat the Simon
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Edgin: What makes you smile?
Simon: Friends and family.
Holga: Potatoes.
Doric: Victory and success.
Xenk: Face muscles.
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Doric: I’m a lesbiab
Doric: Lesbiem
Doric: Less bien
Edgin: It’s ok take your time
Doric: Girls
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Simon: I want to be a caterpillar.
Edgin: Explain?
Simon: They eat a lot, sleep for awhile, then they wake up beautiful.
Edgin: Don't they have a two week lifespan?
Simon: That's another highlight.
Edgin: Simon NO-
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Edgin: We need to distract these guys.
Simon: Leave it to me.
Simon: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Holga & Doric: *immediately begin arguing*
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Edgin and Simon: *bursting into the room, panicked*
Doric:
Holga:
Holga: What happened?
Edgin: No one died..
Doric: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER-
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Doric: Why are Edgin and Holga sitting with their backs to each other?
Simon: They had a fight.
Doric: Then why are they holding hands?
Simon: They get sad when they fight.
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Simon: Pros and cons of dating me.
Simon: Pros. You’ll be the cute one.
Simon: Cons. Holy shit, where do I even begin—
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Holga: Someone will die...
Edgin: Of fun!
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Doric: Did it hurt when you fell-
Simon: From heaven? Aw th-
Doric: No I mean when you fell off your horse. I watched you fall and lay on the ground for ten minutes.
Simon:
Doric: We all saw.
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Holga: You four explain now.
Simon: It was Edgin.
Doric: It was Edgin.
Kira: It was Dad.
Edgin: It was Edgin.
Edgin:
Edgin: Ah, shit.
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Doric: I fell-
Simon: From heaven?
Doric: No, I literally fell-
Simon: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Doric: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Simon: Okay but do you think I'm handsome, be honest.
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Edgin: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Holga: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Simon: I got distracted half way through.
Doric: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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