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Incorrect Coral Island Quotes And Headcanons
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Farmer: "I lost a bet."
Farmer: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.
Zara: What's the first?
Farmer: "Let's make a bet."
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(After marrying Farmer and moving on land)
Miranjani : I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.
#coral island#incorrect coral island#farmer#miranjani coral island#she wouldn't know what a cat is at first but she'd love them once she got to know them better#but is she a cat person or a dog person though?#that is the question
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Denali: farmer is late again.
Semeru: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Agung: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Miranjani : I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Denali: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*farmer bursts through the door*
Farmer: WHAT TIME IS IT?!
#coral island#incorrect coral island#farmer#semeru coral island#miranjani coral island#denali coral island
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Farmer: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Miranjani : Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Farmer: Okay yeah thanks Miranjani , that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
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Semeru: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Semeru: What an idiot.
Semeru: *realizes it's Farmer*
Semeru: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Denali: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Farmer: What?
Denali: Is there a point system, or is it... to the death?
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Farmer: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Miranjani: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Farmer: ...
Farmer: You mean ring bearER, right?
Miranjani: ...
Farmer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
#coral island#incorrect coral island#farmer#mermaids don't have bears...#they just have sea bears 🤣#mistranslation and comedic relief at its finest#miranjani coral island
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Part 2
we need our leading man in the fanfiction/play
#coral island#farmer#theo coral island#wakuu coral island#scott coral island#fanfiction#musical theater
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for all my Coral Island Friends!!!
I'm putting two polls up for a fanfiction I'm trying to write
Farmer (female) auditions for a musical in Beluga Bay
#coral island#theo coral island#scott coral island#wakuu coral island#farmer#musical theater#fanfiction
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Farmer, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Wakuu: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Wakuu: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Farmer, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Wakuu: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Wakuu: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Farmer, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
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Farmer: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Theo: You and me!!!
Farmer, tearing up: Okay.
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Farmer: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Wakuu, not looking up from his work: Myxine Circifrons
Farmer:
Farmer: fsh.
#i love puns#i would totally use this#coral island#incorrect coral island#farmer#wakuu coral island#theres our scholarly boi
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Surya: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Farmer: You need to stop
#grammar and spelling rules suck so bad#knowing what certain root words mean in like latin or greek helps a lot though#coral island#incorrect coral island#farmer#surya coral island#in celebration of 1.0 release date#two weeks baybeeee!!!!!!#im not ready
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Leah: swear words are illegal now... If you say one you'll be fined.
Macy: heck.
Leah: you're on thin fucking ice.
Leah: oh no...
#coral island leah#coral island#incorrect coral island#macy coral island#just macy being her chaotic self#and being a troll
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Dating Scott be like
Scott: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Macy: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Charles: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit!
Farmer: Guys...
#coral island#incorrect coral island#farmer#scott coral island#macy coral island#charles coral island#nsfw
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Bad Dating Advice
Farmer: How do I ask someone out?
Frank: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Farmer: No!
Erika: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Farmer: Stop!
Noah: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Farmer: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Friends
Farmer: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Luke:
Luke: I'm gonna tell them.
Nina: Don't you dare.
#coral island#incorrect coral island#farmer#naive innocent farmer *sigh*#luke coral island#Nina coral island
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