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(Lorraine's birthday)
Lorraine: (opening a present) What is this?
Marty: It's an aromatherapy machine. See, you put in oils that are supposed to help you with the stress of the day.
Lorraine: Oh! Alright, well... let's see. So far, I have gotten a spa day, three massages, a meditation class, an ocean pillow, a rage bat, and a little machine that's supposed to trick my nose into calming me down. Why does everyone think I'm so tense?
George: You bit through your night guard.
Verne: (sitting on Lorraine's lap) You're squeezing me too hard.
Linda: And last week, you made the pharmacist cry.
Lorraine: That's because he wouldn't sell me any more Sudafed. The entire family was sick. I was not cooking meth. You know what? I don't even want cake. I really don't appreciate being criticized like this, especially on my birthday.
(They hear a motor buzzing from one of the unopened presents)
Clara: Um, that's my gift. Open later.
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Lorraine Baines McFly#Marty McFly#George McFly#Verne Brown#Linda McFly#Clara Clayton#George x Lorraine#George McFly x Lorraine Baines#George McFly x Lorraine Baines McFly#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect BTTF Quotes#Source: Modern Family
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Strickland: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SCHOOL! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Gerald Strickland#Incorrect Quotes#Back to the Future Incorrect Quotes#BTTF Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect Back to the Future Quotes#Incorrect BTTF Quotes#Source: The Simpsons
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Opening gifts on Christmas morning:
The kids: :D
George: Do you like--?
Lorraine: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL YOUR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DON’T JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I--
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Lorraine Baines#Lorraine Baines McFly#George McFly#Marty McFly#Dave McFly#Linda McFly#George x Lorraine#George McFly x Lorraine Baines#George McFly x Lorraine Baines McFly#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: Old Screencap From My Phone
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I don't care what my therapist says! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, MARTY MCFLY!
Tiffany Tannen
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Tiffany Tannen#Marty McFly#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Tiffany has issues#Source: The Fairly OddParents
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You are sad, you are beaten down, you will get through this, come home, get in your big underpants and take a nap.
George McFly’s morning self-talk
#Back to the Future#BTTF#George McFly#Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#Source: How I Met Your Mother
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I saw it on the local news, which means it's real and every teenager is doing it right now!
Edna Strickland
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Edna Strickland#Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#Source: Last Week Tonight
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I was ignored, but now I'm adored 'cause I extorted, tortured and lied.
1985-A!Tiffany Tannen
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Tiffany Tannen#1985-A#1985-A Timeline#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: Beetlejuice#Source: Beetlejuice the Musical
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I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and… we’re all in misery…
Twin Pines!Timeline Lorraine
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#Reblogging for Christmas#Also I got COVID#So this is how I'm feeling#My dad infected us#He can go fuck himself
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I see adults as peers and children as disgusting.
Jules Brown
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Jules Brown#Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#Source: Saturday Night Live
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I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.
Doc about the DeLorean in Part II
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Emmett Brown#Doc Brown#Doc Emmett Brown#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: The Simpsons
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Doc: Halloween at the McFlys’. What a classic tradition! Are you heading up to the treehouse to tell three horrifying tales?
Marty: We’re doing it next week. It’s gonna be Psycho with Strickland and his sister, Muppet Wizard of Oz– I’m Scarecrow-Fozzie– and then, uh, one where furniture gets smart and takes over the world or something.
Doc: Sounds chilling!
Marty: Eh. People love it.
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Marty: Dad, when did you lose your self-respect?
(George thinks for a moment)
George: Fourth grade.
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Marty McFly#George McFly#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: Bob Hearts Abishola
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So, as everyone knows, rock and roll is my entire life, soul, and universe.
Marty McFly
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Marty McFly#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: The Goldbergs
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My biggest sin is that I dare to hope!
Twin Pines!Lorraine Baines McFly
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Lorraine Baines#Lorraine Baines McFly#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: The Simpsons
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Doc: Halloween at the McFlys'. What a classic tradition! Are you heading up to the treehouse to tell three horrifying tales?
Marty: We're doing it next week. It's gonna be Psycho with Strickland and his sister, Muppet Wizard of Oz-- I'm Scarecrow-Fozzie-- and then, uh, one where furniture gets smart and takes over the world or something.
Doc: Sounds chilling!
Marty: Eh. People love it.
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Doc Brown#Doc Emmett Brown#Emmett Brown#Marty McFly#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: The Simpsons
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Einie! Chasing the cat is so cliche! You're better than that!
Marty when he’s left in charge of Einstein
#Back to the Future#BTTF#Marty McFly#Einstein the Dog#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: Phineas and Ferb
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(The night before the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance, George has a very strange dream...)
Narrator: [singing] Once upon a time, in a land filled with flowers...
[A couple of flowers pop up from the ground]
Narrator: [speaking] I said filled.
[More flowers pop up]
Narrator: [singing] Lived a king and a queen and their daughter
She was cursed, you see
When she turned seventeen
She got ugly instead of hotter
Lorraine: [speaking] Now that I’m of marrying age, I must choose a husband.
Sam: Good thing you’re rich.
[Stella smacks his shoulder]
Narrator: [singing] Then who should appear
But a man with a beard
Who proudly proclaimed--
Biff: I volunteer!
Narrator: [singing] She gave him her hand
He gave her his shoulder
And quickly they left to be wed
[Biff and Lorraine vanish in a cloud of smoke, making Sam and Stella cough]
Narrator: [singing] The King did forget
An important secret
So the Queen leaned over and said--
Stella: [speaking] Darling, that’s the wizard who cursed our daughter!
Sam: [sounding completely unfazed, but sporting a horrified expression] Whoopsies.
Narrator: [singing] The king then petitioned
Every knight for a mission
To rescue the ugly young lass
The knights all agreed
She was far too ugly
So, together, they said
Knights: We’ll pass!
George, popping up among the knights: [spoken] I’ll do it!
Narrator: [singing] This sobering tale--
[The narrator stops]
Narrator: [spoken] I’m sorry, what?
George: I’ll rescue the princess.
Narrator: [in disbelief] You?
George: [empathically] Me.
Narrator: [in further disbelief] You?
George: [firmly] Me!
Narrator: Really?
George: Why is that so hard to believe?
Narrator: You’re sickly, untested, and frail.
George: [a little hurt, but not surprised at these insults] Nonetheless, I can fight as well as our strongest knight.
Narrator: Oh, really?
Narrator: [singing] Then someone punched you in the gut
[One of the knights punches George in the stomach, sending him doubling over in pain]
George: [spoken] Oh! Oh, why?
Narrator: To prove a point.
Narrator: [singing] And no one lived happily ever--
George, fully recovered from the blow: [spoken firmly] I’m going!
Narrator: [singing] Someone kicked you.
[Another knight kicks George in the stomach, sending him falling to the floor on his ass]
George: [spoken] Oh... no! Ow!
[He begins to stand back up]
George: I’m saving the princess and you can’t stop me!
Narrator: We’ll see about that.
George: Bring it on!
Narrator: [singing] The hero met a thief
Who caused him some grief
And stabbed him in the gut
[The thief stabs George in the stomach]
George: [spoken] Ow... that didn’t even rhyme!
Thief: Three dollars? Really?
George: I’m... poor...
Narrator: [singing] The next task he should face
Would start at the base
Of a mountain he would climb
George, clutching his side: [spoken] Oh, my kidney...
Narrator: [singing] While holding his breath--
George: [spoken] I’m gonna breathe! You can’t make choices for me; I’m the protagonist!
Narrator: Well, I’m the narrator.
Narrator: [singing] Then his legs stopped working
[George falls to the ground]
George: [spoken] Oh... I hate you--
Narrator: [singing] While he lay helpless
Completely defenseless
A troll came along feeling hungry
The troll swung his club
To grab him some grub
And hit the dumb knight on the head--
George: [spoken] STAB!
[George stabs the troll and it collapses. He laughed triumphantly]
George: Still got my sword!
Narrator: [singing] So your arms stopped working
[George’s arms fall, causing him to drop the sword]
George: [spoken] Come on!
Narrator: Had enough?
George: Never!
Narrator: [singing] Then you contracted the plague
[George groans as the sickness comes over him]
Narrator: [singing] Then you were shot by an arrow
[George literally takes an arrow to the knee, and he screams]
Narrator: [singing] Then your mouth tasted like a foot.
[George groans in disgust]
Narrator: [singing] A diseased foot.
[George gags on the taste]
George: [spoken] Ah, I’m coming, princess!
Narrator: [singing] You sure are determined
Despite all the hassle
George: [spoken] Then magically appeared at the Dark Wizard’s castle!
[The scene changes from the mountain to the castle]
Narrator: [spoken] I can’t believe that worked.
Biff: What is going on?!
Lorraine: It’s one of my father’s knights!
George: Yes, I’m come to rescue-- whoa! You are not ugly anymore.
Lorraine: The curse was lifted, but I didn’t think anyone would try to rescue me when I was hideous.
Biff: Well, that was the plan!
Narrator: Sorry. I tried.
George: Alright, Wizard! Let’s fight to the death! I may not be able to use my arms or legs, but I’m not afraid to do this!
[He begins convulsing violently]
Biff: Oh...
Narrator: Oh, my...
[George begins making noises akin to a rabid mouse]
Narrator, to Biff: Cast a spell or something.
Biff: I only know how to make people ugly.
Narrator: Do that, then.
[Biff shrugs]
Biff: Shanastee!
[George cries out as he is hit with the spell]
George: Am I hideous?
Lorraine: You look the same.
Biff: Well, there’s only so much I can do.
[Biff and the Narrator share a laugh over this]
Lorraine: Wizard, we’re through. I want to marry this man.
Biff: Figures.
[He storms off]
Narrator: [singing] So the two started courting
With such joy and such laughter
And they both lived happily ever after
[quickly] She punched him in the face
[Lorraine punches George in the face just as he catapults awake in the real world]
#Back to the Future#BTTF#George McFly#Lorraine Baines#Lorraine Baines McFly#Sam Baines#Stella Baines#Biff Tannen#George x Lorraine#George McFly x Lorraine Baines#George McFly x Lorraine Baines McFly#Incorrect Quote#Back to the Future Incorrect Quote#BTTF Incorrect Quote#Source: Studio C
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