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Mitchell: That would be so cool if it wasn’t about to kill us.
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Mitchell: I know one person who finds me funny!
Becky: Okay, who? And you can't say yourself.
Mitchell: Okay, then I'm out.
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Mitchell: You guys create a distraction.
Templeton, throwing raisins around: Raisins! Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!
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Becky: Would you still want to be my friend if I were a worm?
Templeton: Why? What are you planning?
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Templeton: I think you should play the role of my father.
Mitchell: I don’t want to be your father.
Templeton: Perfect, you already know your lines.
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Mitchell: One time, Becky and I saw Mr. Garden in the cafeteria and he was all smiley, and she was like, ‘Sir! You seem so happy today!’ and without missing a beat he said ‘Thanks! It’s a facade’.
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Miss. Grimshaw: License and registration.
Mitchell: *hands her a card*
Miss. Grimshaw: This is a get out of jail free card from the game of Monopoly.
Mitchell: Yes.
Miss. Grimshaw: You got lucky this time, have a good night.
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Mr. Creeper: Now ready to begin Operation: Child Endangerment.
Mr. Garden: Please call it something else.
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Templeton: …And that’s why I’m not longer allowed at Applebee’s.
Mitchell: How are you not on some watchlist?
Templeton: Do you honestly think Templeton is my real name?
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Becky: I think you owe Mitchell an apology.
Templeton: I’ll apologize to him in hell! I... I actually don’t know what this is about. I’m sorry for taking such a hard stance.
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Templeton: I’ll have a Mcflurry.
Employee: The ice cream machine is down.
Templeton: Then one for the ice cream machine too.
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Mitchell: Frankly, I’m offended that you’d ever even think it was me who set the school on fire.
Abercrombie: So it wasn’t you?
Mitchell: No, it was. I’m just offended.
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Becky: Mitchell, wake up. You fucked up big time.
Mitchell: Becks…
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Mitchell: What do we know?
Templeton: We know climbing inside a mailbox is against the law.
Mitchell: *writes it down* What else?
Templeton: The fire department’s not happy when they have to use the jaws of life to pry you out of a mailbox.
Mitchell: *writes it down* What else?
Templeton: The city says you have to pay to replace the mailbox or do eleven hundred hours of community service.
Mitchell: *writes it down* What else?
Templeton: Becky has been missing for twenty-eight minutes and we still haven’t found her.
Mitchell: Oh, right, Becks. I totally forgot about that whole situation. Well, I guess we’re back to square one.
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Becky: Templeton, just give Mitchell the pear.
Templeton: I can’t, I just ate it.
Becky: The whole thing?
Templeton: It was rather gross.
Becky: The stem and then the…and the core?!
Templeton: You didn’t tell me not to eat the stem.
Becky: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?!
Templeton: Yes, it was very gross!
Becky: Of course it’s gross, it’s a sticker!
Templeton: I eat stickers all the time!
Becky: Oh my god.
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