How dare you hurt me like this

i think im funny (I SWEAR THAT NUZI COMIC IS COMING IM JUST HAVGIUN TOO MUCH FUN LMAO)

N: Where's Uzi?

V: Don't worry, I'll find her.

V, shouting: N sucks!

Uzi, distantly: N is the best person ever! Fuck you!

V: Found her.

Tessa: Why are N and Uzi sitting with their backs to each other?

V: They had a fight.

Tessa: Then why are they holding hands?

V: They get sad when they fight.

Tessa: Time for Plan G.

Uzi: Don’t you mean Plan B?

Tessa: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over Plan C due to technical difficulties.

N: What about Plan D?

Tessa: Plan D was that desperate attempt half an hour ago.

V: And what about Plan E?

Tessa: I’m hoping not to use it. J dies in Plan E.

Uzi: I like Plan E.

J:

Hehehehe yessss V and N being chaotic

Uzi: WHO TOOK MY CAN OF OIL?!

Uzi: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

N: I did? I’m sorry.

Uzi: -kiss you and get some more, you haven't been eating enough today, N.

Uzi: *pecks N’s cheek and walks away*

N:

N, sighing: She’s gone, V.

V, coming out the closet with the oil can: Thanks!

N: You have to apologize to V!

Uzi: Fine!

Uzi: Unfuck you, or whatever!

uzi gets a free napkin, N gets his drip stolen from him

Murder Drones Incorrect Quotes

V: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. V: I said within reason, N. How about I murder that guy? N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? V: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

V, throwing their head into J's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! J, lovingly stroking herr hair with a displeased face: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are. V: :C

A neat thing I found

Wrath of a kind soul - My predictions on how V's "death" will affect N and his inevitable breakdown

Phase 1: Before the storm

Phase 1A: quiet and distant N. He's quiet, his voice is noticeably shaky, and he gives 1 word responses or simply grunts. Uzi tries to hold his hand again, and N pushes it away. A broken and defeated man. More a machine than ever

Phase 1B: anger and blame. N is angry, solely focused on finishing the task at hand and ending all of this. Uzi makes a sarcastic remark (possibly at V's expense), trying to lighten the mood, and N gets PISSED! He starts blaming everyone. Blaming Uzi for not using her solver to save V, blaming Tessa for failing to control the sentinels, blames HIMSELF for losing V AGAIN

Phase 2: The storm

After phase 1 comes N's wrath. The crew comes across an enemy of theirs and absolutely ANNIHILATES them. (Bonus points if V comes back, sees it, and goes, "That's kinda hot")

-Sentinels: pretty standard, they come across a bunch of sentinels (maybe the red one that ignored Tessa's blood), and N makes the ep4 slaughter look kind

-Doll: they come across Doll, we get answers to her motivation and goals, then Doll makes the mistake of bragging about releasing the sentinels that got V, or taunts N about her death. That was Dolls last mistake. In the middle of Doll's speech, N starts laughing. Hysterically. Maniacally. Like V. N death stares Doll, says something about enjoying this, and then proceeds to EVISCERATE Doll. Doll will be trying to fight back, but N won't let her. That is more than she deserves. Doll will start pleading for mercy, Uzi may try to stop N only for N to smack Uzi away. Doll will the most gory death of the entire show, we will finally get a good look at a worker drones insides. Once she's, N will once again start laughing maniacally again. He'll ask if V is proud of him. He avenged her after all. He killed one of the solver freaks. Maybe he'll remark that he'll have to show Lizzy a recording (he won't, but he's caught up in the moment) in the end, the silence will be his answer.

-Cyn: "you RUINED EVERYTHING". Cyn will take control of Uzi, Cyn will start saying things like, "we can be a family again. I've missed you brother. Now they can't throw us out. Are you proud of me big brother?" N will respond with how Cyn ruined his life. Destroyed his relationship with V, lobotomized him, made him endure years of abuse from J, wiped his memories, forced the love of his life to drive a scalpel through his head. Cyn took everything. Final battle ensues.

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Would just like to inform everyone that there is in fact an envy week or 'Halloweenvy2023week' going on on Twitter but who says you it can't happen here

https://twitter.com/yoko_kori/status/1689124549470588928?t=DKanZGL3Kmy2O-khVMCkww&s=19

YEEET

Kids, am I right?

Posting one Murder Drones meme a day until Episode 5 drops, Day Seven.

So... Episode 2 huh?

V: All you have to do is say a few nice comments during the memorial.

J: As God said when N tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."

V: [cackles]