Hades and Persephone 🌸

YES QUEEN! SLAY!!! <3

For everyone wondering how come Melinoe is deaf now...

She was wearing a hearing aid!!!

She's here!

When you’re trynta be cool with your crush but she’s a freaking smokeshow 😩🪦

To every parent: How many of you agree with this quote I once heard?

"What's the best thing about being a parent?"

"Watching them grow up"

"What's the worst thing about being a parent?"

"Watching them grow up"

Zeus: me, specially when it comes to Ares...

Demeter: well... i really feel proud of Persephone, and the woman she has become, but... there were times where it was kinda... difficult...

Kronos: no comments...

Leto: i love my children with all my heart and i want them to have everything they deserve, but... they make it so difficult...

To zeus: do you ever think about your childhood on mount dikte? Do you miss it sometimes?

Zeus: well... i'd like to say that i do think about my childhood but... that would be a lie.

Zeus: i've been the king of the gods for so long that sometimes i forget how humble my life used to be, before titanomachy...

Zeus: i wonder if the nymphs remember me... and if they're single.

To Persephone: you know, I have wondered something. How did a fake name you used on a hospital, which probably has doctor patient confidentiality end up as your roman name that regular mortals would use?

Persephone: oh, you got it backwards.

Persephone: i used my roman name as a pseudonym when i went to that doctor. Many gods do that.

Persephone: besides, not many people in Greece really know or use about the name romans give us, so it's fine.

This child is all chaos.

He’s perfect.

What a precious little menace to society.

To Eris: how was it when you first became a mom since I doubt you ever thought motherhood was something you would go through

Eris: i spend most of my time sleeping and my "children" live inside a vase.

Eris: that can hardly be considered motherhood.

Considering that LO is coming to an End, what will you do now after the Final Chapter arrives?

I'll probably try and upload more LO content, but i'll rebrand my Tumblr as incorrec-fandom or something. Been thinking about It for a while, so i could start publishing other fandoms stuff

To the three kings: I just wanted to say that this isn't an insult, especially to Zeus or Poseidon... but I think I realized something terrible. Something I have always wondered is why Kronos and Rhea continued to have children after Hades let alone have sex. Kronos due to the prophecy and Rhea due to having swallowed Hades... or Aidoneus at this point. But then I realized... Kronos is a pretty lustful god... and who's not to say that he didn't do the same to your mother that Apollo did to Persephone... multiple times.... and that Poseidon and Zeus are just results of it that Rhea would still love... but still

Zeus: i mean... im surpised we didnt have more siblings. There weren't any contraceptives back then.

Poseidon: yeah, if you love your wife, even if it's just a little, you have s*x.

Hades: also... i know our mother still loved us and wanted to have us, no matter what.

What does Thanatos think about the movie Puss In Boots 2? Especially about a certain wolf

Thanatos: movie was great.

Thanatos: death was pretty badass... not a dog person tho...

To everyone: So... how is it to outlive any friend that isn't a god?... basically watching them grow old and die while you basically look the same ... and the same thing with their kids and their kids and so on... where you soon meet your's friends great-great-great times 5 grand kind only to it to rinse and repeat... In short, does your immortality feel more like a curse

Zeus: well, i've met many mortals... yes, most of them have the shortest lives. But there isn't anything we can do about it.

Hades: every life is precious, thats why it is short. Some of them waste their lives but... it's all a matter of perspective when it comes to mortals.

Psyche: there are many people i will miss, but... as long as we remember them, they will never die in our hearts.

Demeter: mortal lifes are frail... that is something that we must not forget. And not always because of natural causes...

How would every LO dad react if someone touched the thermostat :D

Hades: i run the heating centrals, why would i be any bothered because of the thermostat?

Poseidon: underwater volcanoes.

Hephaestus: the what?

Zeus: don't you dare!

Eros: Hedone, dear... don't...

Ares: so, you've chosen death...