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Fishlegs: Believe it or not, Camicazi, you can be a real pain in the ass to be around too.
Camicazi: Oh, I get along with me just fine.
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Hiccup: Fishlegs, can you please deal with this like an adult?
Fishlegs : I don't want to be an adult. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out by being sarcastic.
Camicazi: Well, you're doing a fantastic job.
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Camicazi: Why do I keep you around?
Fishlegs: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.
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Camicazi: Breaking and entering, my speciality.
Fishlegs: As well as punching, kicking, stabbing people and making fun of them.
Camicazi: Well, these are the four essentials of being a Viking.
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Hiccup: You're the first Bog-Burglar I've ever met.
Camicazi: That's too bad, since all the others will be a terrible letdown.
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I didn’t know dragons could talk! That’s just so incredibly wonderful I don’t know what to say. And what do dragons talk about? I want to know EVERYTHING.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, Dragon Whisperer or Valhallarama, probably
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Technically, I'm not even sure it works. But let’s face it; Norbert invented it, so it probably does.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, about Norbert’s flying machine
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Fishlegs: You're not half as clever as you think you are.
Camicazi: Still makes me more clever than you.
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Camicazi: You’re annoying.
Flashburn: And you’re short!
Camicazi: I’m twelve.
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Hiccup: We all know that I cannot spend as much money on ads as my opponents, but I printed out 10,000 “Don’t” stickers and 10,000 question mark stickers.
Fishlegs: Why don’t you just put the “don’t” in front of “vote for Alvin”?
Hiccup: …That's actually not a bad idea.
Camicazi: Can I have these question mark stickers?
Fishlegs: Why?
Camicazi: I want to put them on stop signs.
Hiccup: Camicazi, no!
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Thanks! 😃 
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Well that didn’t end the way I expected, but at least nobody important died.
One Eye, after the Swordfighting Competition
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Fishlegs: Do you even know what you're doing?
Hiccup: Theoretically.
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
Gobber the Belch, to Clueless, at some point during the Pirate Training Programme
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Camicazi: What would the world be without a little crime?
Hiccup: ... A better place?
Camicazi: What a boring person you are!
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Fishlegs is a wonderful person, if you ignore most of the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
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Hiccup: Old Wrinkly, is there anything you don't know everything about?
Old Wrinkly: Synchronised swimming. It remains a mystery to me.
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