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*sometime after Mrs. Priestly catches the Ann(e)s together*
Eliza: I rebuke thee!
Anne: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Eliza: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Anne: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
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Ann Walker: Uh, maybe we should hold hands?
Anne Lister:
Ann Walker: ... For safety.
Anne Lister: You're right.
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Marian Lister: Do you have a self-care routine?
Ann Walker: “Keep going bitch” said to myself in different accents.
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Anne Lister: You can't set all your problems on fire
Ann Walker: You'd be surprised how many things are flammable
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Anne Lister: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?
Ann Walker: Agreed.
Anne Lister: Okay. What do you think the plan should be?
Ann Walker: I don’t care. I agreed. I did my part.
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Anne Lister: Relationships are like sharks. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.
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Ann Walker, about her date with Anne Lister: All I could think during the date was, you know, "Is she gonna kiss me?"
Catherine Rawson: And did she?
Ann Walker: I’m a lady, Catherine. I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself.
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Anne Lister: I have an idea!
Ann Walker: Does it involve breaking the law?
Anne Lister: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Ann Walker: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Anne Lister: Don’t bother.
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Anne Lister: You know what I’ve realized?
Marian Lister: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Anne Lister: Nice try, anyways-
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Anne Lister: You jumped out of a moving plane rather than talk to me about your feelings!
Ann Walker: You're exaggerating. The air sucked me out like a vacuum.
Anne Lister: You hit the ground and started running!
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*when the Ann(e)s have just begun courting*
Anne Lister: *sees Ann wearing a fancy gown*
Anne Lister, pouting: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky girl?
Ann Walker:
Ann Walker: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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Ann Walker: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Anne Lister: What's that?
Ann Walker: You've never had leftovers???
Anne Lister: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Anne Lister: I just slept for seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a bit disoriented right now.
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Ann Walker: *tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense, only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers*
Ann Walker:
Marian Lister:
Anne Lister:
Anne Lister: This is actually painfully on brand for you.
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Catherine Rawson: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Ann Walker: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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Aunt Anne: Where’s Marian?
Ann Walker: Anne locked her in the bathroom.
Anne Lister: Ann! You weren’t supposed to tell her.
Aunt Anne: I’m cool with it.
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Ann Walker: Cat logic is so simple yet so effective. Don't like something? Smack it as far away from you as possible. Literally flawless reasoning.
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