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Put Klee back in jail!
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Heizou: Undefeated in wizard duels thanks to my devastating countermagic where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of briefcase. This sorcery shit is easy as hell.
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Klee: Overhere i'm blowing up everything we can find!
Klee: And over here we’re blowing up everything we can’t!
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Tartaglia: And how do you think you’re going to stop me?
Paimon: I’ll tell Lumine.
Tartaglia: …
Tartaglia: You sick bastard.
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Jean: Can you describe the guy who stabbed you?
Bennett: Yes, he was not very friendly.
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Kaeya: Well, no rest for the sexy.
Amber: That’s not the expression.
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Diluc: Okay Kaeya, don’t accidentally kill someone.
Kaeya: I’m not a fucking idiot, Diluc.
Kaeya: I know how to kill someone on purpose.
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Klee: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday.
Jean: What?
Kaeya: She almost got kidnapped yesterday.
Jean: Oh, okay.
Jean:
Jean: Wait, WHAT?
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Jean: Hey Mona, you should really eat something soon.
Mona: I’ve eaten today!
Jean: Really, what have you eaten?
Mona:
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Xingqiu: What are you giggling about?
Xiangling: I am telling lies to my friends about how I crack eggs.
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Eula: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Jean: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Eula: unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. stubborn. happy. bastardous. friends with bees. highly disapproving of lawns. full of wishes that will be carried far after i die.
Venti: edible.
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Lisa: Woah, Jean is so pretty.
Kaeya: Don’t be jealous Lisa, you’re pretty too.
Lisa: I’m not being jealous Kaeya, I’m being gay.
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I’m pretty sure this isn’t SUPPOSED to happen.
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Jean: Albedo, Why is Klee on your flower?
Albedo: She likes to be tall.
Klee, about to be sent back to solitary confinement: PEW!
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Lumine: You get in first, Paimon.
Lumine: It's best if I sit between you and Xiangling, so she doesn't try chewing on your skin again.
Xiangling: Jerk.
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Lisa: Okay, so you have 12 apples and you give 6 to your friend. What do you have?
Razor:
Klee:
Bennett: *Raises Hand*
Lisa: Yes?
Razor:
Klee:
Bennett: *With tears in his eyes* A friend.
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Sucrose: Do I like Noelle?
Sucrose: Honestly no, She's kind of scary.
Sucrose: Do I trust her?
Sucrose: Well once she gave me a gun and told me where the only soft spot in her uniform is so if I didn't I don't know if I could function.
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Aether: You'll never take me alive!
Tartaglia: I wasn't planning to!
Aether: That's so dark!
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