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Yandere Alphabet: Undertaker

This is a request not made by someone on Tumblr, but rather from my own circle of people from real life. Yeah, you know I'm talking about you. Feeling called out yet? Good. You little fluffy simp.

Anyway...

MAJOR CONTENT WARNING!

As you may be able to guess, Yanderes are rather bloody and not nice from a human rights point of view. This post features a couple of human rights violations, for example kidnapping, torture, gaslighting, manipulation, cencorship, drugging and drug abuse, psychological warfare, being almost exclusively fed with biscuits, arson, and many more I do not know of yet. But you little freaks probably like that, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this.

(For the love of anything unholy, why does he look like he's jerking off in that GIF? Also, I found my headline fond again. And I figured out how to add a "read more" barrier. I'm getting good again.)

Yandere Alphabet: Undertaker

A - Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

You know how little children tend to cling to their favourite stuffy and won't let them go for anything, not even washing? This is how intense he gets. He takes you everywhere he goes, as long as you won't hinder him. He hugs you tight and then just drags you along, wether you like it or not. Another thing he likes to do is to pet and caress your head with his fingernails, he knows that it feels good. He puts a huge emphasis on physical touch, if you couldn't tell. It's his love language, in contrast to giving gifts. These are rewards for you behaving well, not signs of affection, because they can be bought again and again and don't mean anything to him. They were bought with money after all, and we all know that he could care less for money.

B - Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

It is an understatement if I said he would kill. He would light houses and humans on fire, he would publicly execute people and make it seem like an accident. He would chloroform them and bury them alive, with or without a coffin, depends on his mood.

C - Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

First of all, you're getting locked in a room. You need sleep after being drugged so heavily. He knows his poisons well, he's embalming people for a living after all. You get to keep a few belongings from your old home, but mobile devices or anything technically advanced is off the table for now (he's a grandpa, let him be). He doesn't throw them away, he just doesn't want you to be able to contact anyone who could potentially help you. The police for example. He doesn't need the police on his poarch again. It happened once, it wasn't pleasant. The only food available for you at that moment are buiscuits, you will have to cook for the both of you if you want anything proper. But that won't happen soon, as you are locked in a room. What a bummer. It will only get better with time, if you manage to earn his trust. Otherwise, you have to stay in your room. And it is boring there. Kind of to mock you how empty your life is without him in the room.

D- Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling's will?

Of course, you're his now after all. You don't want to wear the clothes he selected for you? It's either this or you might aswell run around naked. He forces you to sleep in his coffin with you. Does not matter if you barely have any space in there together, you could be standing in the corner or be sleeping on the floor. The room you first wake up in only has a rather thin matress without any sheets or blankets. So? What will it be? Of course it will be him.

E - Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

He knows on which power level he is in comparison to others. And he knows he is way above them. What, you are trying to get a reaction out of him by threatening him with you? Pathetic little thing, they're as good as dirt now. You try to threaten him with running away or doing something to yourself? Your loss. He won't be pressured into anything by you. He doesn't show you anything about himself, he gives you no space to potentially hurt him.

F - Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He sees it as a joke. What does a little drugged up ragdoll like you want to do against him? Scream and cry and kick around yourself? How cute, now hold still for the syringe. Try to strangle him in his sleep? The joke is on you, he already is dead. Why don't you try to go to sleep for once? Maybe this little chokehold on your neck will help you.

G - Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

This is better than any joke he's been told so far. The way you try so desperately to find your way out, he even encourages you to try even harder. Your frightened expression is just so divine, he can't get enough of it. And the best thing is, he knows that you will never be able to get out of there alive. As if it weren't enough, he also gives you false hints. Or maybe they're truthful. You'll probably never know, as you get knocked out before you can try them properly.

H - Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Everything. Every second of you not obeying him equades to a month in the nine circles of hell. So just be nice and do as he says and you won't have to meet his devices from the middle ages.

I - Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He always wanted a housewife that cleans after him and cooks for him. An obedient little plaything to amuse himself with. No children. He is not fond of them, they are annoying at best.

J - Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Him and jealousy? Ha, never. He'd never get jealous. He just tracks down the people you frequently interact with to check if they pose any threat to your relationship. That girl you frequently go out with is just a normal friend and they are in a long-term relationship? Everyone can be a cheater. That dude you told him not to worry about? You definitely have something going on. And that is unacceptable. He doesn't show you his discontentment, not yet at least. But these others in your life, they will get to know it very well.

K - Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

It is weird to say, but he almost acts like a mixture of an older brother and boyfriend. He's always looking out for you, seeming oh so very sweet. He's not touchy, but he glares at anyone who tries to get physically close to you. He's always slightly behind you, making sure to avoid any possible danger he sees. But none of them come close to the danger the Undertaker himself poses to you. But shhh, you don't have to know about that.

L - Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

It would start off with normal dates. Going to a restaurant, going shopping, anything he knows you like. And he knows what you like, he has stalked watched you long enough to notice your likes and dislikes. During this time, he gets progressively more touchy the closer you get, until you let him into your home. He knew where you lived before you showed him and he was even in your building and rooms before you showed them to him, but he is good at pretending to see them for the first time. After this, he basically consideres himself welcome around your house 24/7.

M - Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Of course they are. Otherwise, the police would have showed up at his doorstep sooner than later. And they already know him well, a story he does not like to remember, it was tedious to get them out of his mortuary.

N - Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

His go-to is either drugging or medieval torture devices. You blabbered too much nonsense again? A few hours with the Scold's bridle will teach you right. Trying to physically overpower him will be punished by drugging. You are so much more lovely like this, all drugged up and dazed. His disciplining is usually more unpleasant than hindering. Never would he go so far as to break your legs or even chop them off, you need those little sticks after all.

O - Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Almost any he sees fit. Blabber too much and you lose your right of free speech (literally). The right of cencorship-free information? Surely not, the world outside is taboo for you. But don't worry, he won't take your right to go to the bathroom. He's not a monster after all.

P - Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

One month until he first tries to obduct you. Afterwards, he doesn't care to wait up for you. The longer you take, the less patient he is. So you better adjust to him quickly.

Q - Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

He could never. If you died, he would not wait long to bring you back as one of his living corpses. And if you, against all odds, manage to leave and escape his premises, he would go hunt after you right again. He makes sure you won't be able to catch a break, at least nowhere outside of his home.

R - Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No and no. Why should he feel sorry about something he wanted? If you can't adapt properly to him and your new life, it is purely your problem. And running away is no solution. Sorry, love.

S - Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

This man has been unalive for longer than he needed and has enough trauma for three whole families. So why shouldn't he share his psychological turmoil with you? Also, he is curious how well a human can take being treated like this.

T - Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He doesn't appear to feel anything, other than annoyance with a slight hint of amusement. If you isolate yourself, good. Better than crying and throwing a fit right infront of him. He really can't stand that, it reminds him of crying children who run after their mother after they were mean to her and she decided to leave them standing where they are. Screaming should only be done in isolation, otherwise you might hurt his eardrums. This man is already half blind, adding deafness to it is more than he'd like to have.

U - Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

He doesn't admire you. He wants you to admire him.

V - Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Not a classical weakness, but useful none the less. His medicine/chemical cabinet has enough to kill a whole village, so if you start to be a bit more attentive during his work period, you might be able to learn a thing or two about some chemicals. He is most distracted during coffin nailing. If you use these facts wisely, you might make it out of there...

W - Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Of course he would. What would be a better way to discipline you? Most of the injuries aren't fatal of course, he needs you in a good working shape.

X - Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Him worshipping you? Dearie, you got something completely wrong. To him you are a puppet, a doll, a mere toy to play around with and throw aside as soon as he doesn't want you anymore. He knows that he doesn't need to win you over. He's way too irresistable for that (in his opinion).

Y - Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Upon first meeting you, about 4 months. Plus minus one, if you're particularly lucky/unlucky. He knows what he's doing after all, he doesn't need much planing.

Z- Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

In the end, all he wants is a perfect little doll that will keep him company for as long as he needs. And if he needs to break you for this goal, he will do so without hesitation. That way, you'll be stuck with him for the rest of your time, as long as your mortal coil exists. Forever.

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Did I promise something happy or fluffy? Oops. My bad. I'll maybe do a series out of this, depends on my mood and creativity. I can't tell you yet what my next post will be, because I have no clue what it will be.

(I'm too lazy to proof read this, as always.)

Until next time~

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inconsistent-kuroshitsuji-blog · 7 months

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Could I trouble you for a head cannon list of Sebastian , undertaker and grell taking care of a s/o that has the signs of an eating disorder.

Sorry to trouble you.

Look who is gracing you with their appearance from the deep abyss. I reeeeaaaally need to get back to writing. And how could I do that better than randomly taking prompts and throwing my self-build structures out of the window?

(The writing tool changed and I cannot figure out how to add a cut to my post, why do things always have to change? They even took my favourite headline writing fond...)

MAJOR CONTENT WARNING!

The following headcanons contain the heavy topics of eating disorders and self-harming behaviour. I will not specify the eating disorder. If you feel too heavily afflicted or easily triggered by these topics, please skip these and read something fluffy, treat yourself with some goodness.

Sebastian, Undertaker and Grell with an S/O who shows signs of a developing eating disorder

Sebastian

as he is the one responsible for any food matter in your household, he notices what happens with every food object in his kitchen

it starts with your snacks

they were either always completely empty or barely even touched

he doesn't think much of it initially. Humans have changing tastes and cravings, maybe you grew out of your likings or have an obsessive episode with your snacks. He has seen it before with Ciel and his massive sweet tooth, so this may just be similar.

but as soon as he sees a difference in your eating habits, he knows that something is very wrong

the way you barely or just hesitantly eat, the way you start to eat as soon as something disstressing happened, the way you sneak into the bathroom after having eaten

he knows that this is not right and dangerous for you, your body and health, but he does not know how to approach you about it

he will first try to be subtle about it, asking questions like "Is this not to your taste anymore?", "Do you feel alright?", well knowing he is not going to get a lot out of you

another thing is how you look at your body

he does not like how you try to hide your body from him, he does not understand your reasoning behind it

he is not patient, his worry is too large to bear it any longer than neccassary

he confronts you within a week of noticing your habits, and he is not gentle about it

"Kitten, your way of eating the past few days is worrying me, you do not seem well. Has something happened you would like to tell me?"

he wants to stop it before it can evolve, he has seen humans starve themselves to death, overeat themselves into a life threatening condition

he does not want to see the same fate for you

Undertaker

this is a man whose main foods are biscuits and tea, how much do you expect him to know?

though he has seen people die of starving, he didn't think that people would willingly force their body through the process of starvation and become addicted to it

at least, this is how he sees it

this view of his established itself during the Victorian Era

the closer to dying you looked, the more attractive you were perceived

he thought it was just that

you stopped eating properly? Probably a weird phase in which you tell yourself "the thinner, the better"

stuffing yourself with larger portions than usual? Maybe you snapped out of it and want to take everything in you lost during the past days

but why would start starving yourself again soon after?

he sees everything, but he doesn't realise

not until he met one of his new clients and their parents

the way they discribe the things leading up to their childs demise, they seem too familiar, too close to home

it is then that he realises: you suffer the same way as that child did. It wasn't just a trend peoplecome up with every few weeks, it was serious. And you couldn't possibly help yourself, you need someone to help you until it is too late

so he sat down with you

"Listen, dearie. I had a client recently. They were quite similar to you. Or rather, you are quite similar to them. But I don't want to see you share a cause of death."

if you are willing to talk, he will listen and help the best he can

Grell Sutcliffe

she knows a lot more than she'd like to on this topic

first hand experience, it was a more than just troublesome time for her

she knows the signs and she sees them very early on

she waits until she confronts you, knowing how delicate this topic might be to you

she subliminally tries to show you support, even before talking with you, trying to make you feel as safe as possible around her

she'd prefer it if you opened up about it by yourself, but she will not wait long for you

she is too afraid that the disorder will set itself into you und develope to its more severe stages

as soon as you talk about it together, she will also tell you about her experiences

"Darling, I've been in your place. It's not pretty there. But we'll find a way out from there together."

you can trust her with your life on that

she will not stop and insist to help until you really are better again

this might be due to her experiences, but also due to her overprotectiveness of you

you are the dearest human in her life after all

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If you yourself suffer from any eating disorder, please get the help and support you need. I know, you it everywhere, you hear it from everybody, but it really is important. Take care of yourself.

Until next time~

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inconsistent-kuroshitsuji-blog · 1 year

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Sebastian as The Phantom Of The Opera? (If you don't know who/what that is, I can elaborate in a DM. ❤️)

I've finally climbed back out of my grave. Ready to serve a new portion of writing. I'm so terribly sorry these took so long. I'll try to post more in the next few weeks as my scedule has become a bit emptier than it was before.

Sebastian as The Phantom Of The Opera

-he misses not a single show in the theatre, as long as his seat is still reserved. And it better be. Every play that he wasn't able to watch from his seat was set out to be cursed every time it was shown to the public.

-in his long, long life he has seen as good as everything. He saw Medea by Euripides when it was first played, Shakespears every single work, not a single opera was missed by him. He has high standards and makes it very clear if they aren't met appropriately.

-torn costumes, damaged scenery, everything that he was displeased with is damaged so irreparately that the staff is forced to work on a new version of it. He once tore an entire script apart und scattered the pages across the theatre

-playing the organ calms him down after his rush of anger. He is a more than capable player, maybe even one of the best out there. Too bad that he won't play for anyone but himself...unless of course he gets to take his muse with him

-his special attack, the chandelier, is reserved for the most unacceptable thing that could happen: his muse not performing in their by him forseen part. The only reasonable excuse for this is them being sick.

-speaking about his muse: they are his everything. He adores them, he admires them, he is obsessed with them. Every piece he writes is only written for them, quiet but obvious confessions. His desires become more and more apparent the longer ha can't have you. Until he can't take it anymore.

-hell is cruel, this is why he dwells amongst humans. But the scars remain on his face. He chooses to cover them with a mask as to not be constantly reminded by the torture that hell is and its residents.

-he lives where his muse is, he lingers in the opera houses closest to them, as long as they are alive or they turn out to love someone else. If he is parted by them due to death, then so be it. Grieving someone who died of their age is not something that pains him. Humans age, so does his muse. He values the memory of them as if it were a piece of art, gaining worth with every new day. But should you choose to leave him by abandoning him... Let's just say, there are things that are much worse than a chandelier crashing into your head.

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Again, I am so sorry that it took me so long. I'll try to work through my other requests as best as I can.

Next up on this nightmare of irregular postings...

Sebastian with a siren! s/o doing absolute batshit crazy things together (requested by @blue-sterling0357)

Until next time~

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inconsistent-kuroshitsuji-blog · 2 years

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Can I ask for headcanons with Sébastian and Claude being tender and loving to their S/O who suffered from father abuse in the past??

Thank you so much for you request and your patience with my rather uneven posting rhythm.

CONTENT WARNING: This post contains the topics of trauma, past abuse, toxic parenting and its' results. While I will not go into graphic detail, these topics will be a heavy focus throughout the entire post.

As I understand that not everyone will want to skip to the end to see the title of my next post, I will put them above the headcanons if they have a content warning. And I will continue to do so for every other post with content warnings. Thank you for your understanding.

Tune in next time for...

Sebastian as The Phantom Of The Opera (requested by spade-writes-things)

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Sebastian and Claude caring for their s/o with a traumatic childhood

both of them know of your troubled childhood, if it even really was one

Sebastian asked you about it after some time, as he noticed your behavior was sometimes a bit out of the ordinary

you flinching as soon one of them raised their voice a little, always asking and apologizing for almost everything

Claude on the other hand didn't want to ask, he waited until you felt comfortable enough with him to tell him on your own

Claude is the better listener, Sebastian is better at showing empathy, so they try to balance this to make you feel better

you'll see way less of their arguing, they try not to get at each others throat in front of you

anything that could make you feel uncomfortable will be avoided as best as they can

if you pay attention to it you'll notice that they try to act as some sort of parental figure

they'll do it in the hopes of making up for bad experiences

cozy evenings under blankets while watching TV with snacks

Sebastian will even organize trips to places you weren't allowed to see

they can't stand seeing you caught up in your past, so they'll take every meassure to make you feel better and loved

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inconsistent-kuroshitsuji-blog · 2 years

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Hiya! I just recently found your blog and I am so glad to see you are accepting requests! I am a big fan of black butler, especially undertaker, and I was wondering if you could do headcanons or a small story with a female mc who is very morbid or at the very least doesn’t get scared of death and dead bodies so easily and likes to help with his job? Oh! Also maybe add in a cuddly mc who can’t help but show her affection whenever she gets to be with undertaker! I hope you consider my request and thank you for your time. Have a good day/night.

Undertaker with a morbid and cuddly fem! s/o

Well, hello again. Enjoy the somewhat steady content as long as it lasts, who knows when I'll suddenly stop posting for a month again. Thank you very much for your request, I hope you enjoy it.

Undertakers work-life balance is, well, basically not existent

he spends a lot of his time working on and around his clients

which leads him to often neglecting himself (his gray hair is probably just pilled up dust)

but luckily he has you who will gladly help him out

when you came into his parlor for the first time he was in the process of filling an urn with the remains of one of his former clients

he expected you to faint on the spot, like any other human would

but you didn't

and you both kinda bonded over that

dark humor, morbid thoughts and a liking for the dead, almost as if you were made for each other

he likes to mess a bit with you, so he once blew a bit of dust into your face and told you that it was ash

you're the one who forces him asks him nicely to please take a shower every now and then while you take care of his clients or paper work

he isn't used to physical contact or intimacy anymore, until you came around

the first time you hugged him was just so suprising to him, he had forgotten how a hug feels

but he does know that he loves the feeling of you close to him

he's loving every cuddle attack, suprise visit and other affections

mainly because of the feeling of your boobs against him

this old man finally has someone to spend time with and actually tries to live in the moment from time to time now

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I feel like I could've done more with this, maybe I'll rework it sometime soon.

Tune in next time for...

Sebastian and Claude caring for their s/o with a traumatic childhood (requested by faioula16)

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inconsistent-kuroshitsuji-blog · 2 years

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A Random Scenario That A Generator Will Generate For Me: Part 1

You and Grell are playing Monopoly

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me..!"

The readhead sitting across from you didn't seem too happy that you just managed to skip her hotel, her most priced property in this game so far. Grell and you had wanted to play Monopoly for a while now. But it seems that you won't be doing that again soon.

"What kinda luck is that?! I build that big house and you won't even land on it!"

"Well, I did last turn and it almost robbed me everything I own."

The pair of dice you're playing with really doesn't seem to like you. First you were always send one property further than you wanted or needed, then you went to jail because of a Chance card, which lead to you not being able to buy all the properties you needed. Grell is really good at making you frustrated, but even that is kind of fun. You never manage to spend much time together due to her having to work overtime, often unpaid. But today is finally her day off. And she's relishing every moment of it.

Grell picks the dice up and rolls them across the board. To your short delight she is send to one of your few estates.

"And how much would that be?"

Her pissed tone was clear, but you know that she'll be happy again as soon as you land on her property.

"Can you spare 24 Pounds? Please, for my family."

You plead with puppy eyes, but she has to give the money to you anyway. Starting to piece together the money, Grell imitates your facial expression and hands it over to you.

"Here. But don't spend it all at once."

Your financial possessions are now five properties, one 'Get out of jail'-card (which you'll trade to pay less on her next property) and 173 Pounds. Things didn't look good for you, but you don't mind. The time spend with her makes up for your lack of luck.

"How do you manage to be bad at almost every game we play?"

"If I knew, I would tell you."

You pick up the pair of dice again. You only seem to be bad at games if Grell is playing with you. Though it is often not a problem of luck or skill. Something just makes you happy seeing her happy. Even if it means loosing a few games of Monopoly. It will always be worth it.

The sound of rolling dice fills the room, followed by the clicks your figurine makes while moving it across the board. And an excited "Finally!" as you land on her property.

"Well, you think you can manage to come up with 690 Pounds?", she snickers, knowing full well that you can't.

"Nope, you've won. Again."

But you don't mind. You would do anything to see that smile of hers. Even lose at Monopoly.

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Well, I got that out pretty quickly. My writing style in a fully writen scenario might not be as good as in my headcanons, but I'm working on that, trust me.

I'm excited to start working on your requests. I will work through them chronologically as to not get requests mixed up.

Thank you all for your support <3

Tune in next time for...

Undertaker with a s/o that is a bit morbid and cuddly (requested by sange-de-romane)

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inconsistent-kuroshitsuji-blog · 2 years

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The Kuroshitsuji characters drunk

It's been a few days now, huh..? Uhm, well, in my defense, I have basically succumbed to Animal Crossing New Horizons to the point where I even take my Switch to places you'd never take one to. Am I embarassed? Maybe a little bit. Will I continue to do so? Absolutely. But this is not todays topic.

These headcanons contain the mention of alcohol, NSFW, bad mental health and other mature content. Read at your own risk.

Sebastian Michaelis

he only gets drunk on birthdays, certain events and on evenings

said evenings often include something or someone fucking up his day beforehand

so basically, he never gets drunk without a reason

he isn't really sad or over the top happy when drunk. He's the chill kind who you can have some real great conversations with

What? You wanna know about that one time a volcano errupted and killed an entire civilization? Sure.

His liquor of choice is either rum or tequila

prefers red wine over white wine

he's a lot more friendly to others while drunk. Not because he has to, but because he actually wants to.

which also means that he's a bit more touchy with you

and a lot more needy

kissing the sensitive parts of your neck while voicing what he wants to do to you. No thoughts left unspoken.

I imagine that demons can sober up at will just like in Good Omens, which he will do when you and him get more intimate with each other

hangover? he barely knows that

Grell Sutcliff

a fun night out, birthdays, partying with Ronald, a nice dinner, nothing a bit of alcohol couldn't make more fun

she can and will drink if she has the chance to. But don't worry, Grell knows when to stop before it gets too much

she prefers red wine (who would have thought...), but also likes some cocktails mai tai and tequila sunrise

Grell manages to be even more energetic while drunk

it doesn't take much for her to get tipsy

drags you on the dancefloor to dance with her or do other crazy shit together

she once actually broke into a zoo to pet the tigers because they reminded her of Sebastian

everything is an adventure to her

but Grell is also the type to throw up if she drank too much, so please do her a favor and hold her hair

sex while drunk? nah, better not.

her hangovers are so strong that she usually takes the next day off

Undertaker

he rarely drinks, simply because he often doesn't have the time to do so

resurrecting the dead doesn't allow any drunk accidents

but if he can drink he will most likely do it in a pub

vodka and irish whisky, these are his favourites

he's either really happy or really, really depressed. And trust me, you better hope for the first option

he laughs at anything, no matter how unfunny it actually is.

Your grandma died and because of that you're drinking your sorrows away? How funny, he just had a customer of that age.

but if not...well...

you usually never see him cry, especially if you're a stranger to him. But under the influence of alcohol he let's go of his hold on his emotions.

the death of people he cared about, the fear of balding, being alone and unliked by everyone, it just comes up and breaks him completely down

even to the point of receiving the number of mental health hotlines multible times

fortunately for him, he quickly falls asleep after being drunk for too long

Claude Faustus

he also only gets drunk on specific occasions.

for example after a terrible day, his or your birthday, just this kinda stuff

but as to not turn into an alcoholic, he started measuring terrible on a different scale than we would

tries something new every now and then, but he tends to buy wine and way too expensive gin the most

but it takes a while until he actually is under the influence of it

drunk Claude comes in a happy and in a sad option

the happy one is similar to Sebastian, only that he is even more talkative

did you know he had an emo phase? Well, now you do. Want to know how lava tastes? Really not pleasant, like liking a rock but a lot hotter with the stinging taste of dry ash to it.

but when he tends to go towards the sad side, he just stares into a candle flame and talks to it, how soothing its' light is, how unfair his life is compared to those of others.

but no matter which one you got, he just can't seem to think straight anymore

which also means that he can go from sad to horny in a matter of seconds, telling you straight forward that he wants to be inside you right now

he doesn't get hung over anymore

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Hi !

The dating headcanons but... Agni and Soma please ? (✿^‿^)

Dating Headcanons pt. 2

The second addition to this little series. I'd like to mention that I do not NSFW for characters like Soma. With that out of the way, let's return to our main programme. Fluff with a chance of NSFW. Please, do enjoy.

Prince Soma

this poor boy fell head over heels for you, almost proposing to you the moment he met you

luckily, Agni managed to stop him before it got out of hand

his feelings for you are always more than obvious, there is no way hiding it

loooooooooooves going out on dates. No matter where and what, as long as the both of you have fun

likes playing card or board games together

he's rich, so of course he'll gift you something all the time. Doesn't matter if you think you don't deserve it

gives you his clothes to cuddle with when he's away from you

a pure soul that will give you everything in the world, simply because he loves you

Agni

at first, after he realised that he loves you, he tries to sort his feelings out on his own

but at one point, Soma noticed his uncharacteristic behaviour and made him talk about his feelings

and by the gods, he talked about you for hours

he cares for you in a similar way like he does for Soma, but less like a parent figure and more like a comfort figure in general

simply cuddling makes his day better than it already is

creates new recipes for you to try

if it calms you, he'd hum you songs to fall asleep and tell stories about what he's already seen in life

supportive in every way

NSFW

a gentle dom

loves praising you in every way, lots of body worshipping

a master at aftercare, he'll bring you everything you need

the literal imbodiment of consent is key

is not into impact play, he does not want to hurt you in any way

Ronald Knox

oh dear, the playboy, the casanova, the womanizer

he of all people fell in love with you

he knows his image makes attemps in confessing harder for him

but with time, he made it, he actually made it

can't stop partying, but would take you with him and even start to go less if it makes you more at ease

the more you get to know him, the more he turns into a smol puppy

massive sweet tooth, he'll share everything with you

slow dancing in the middle of the night in pajamas

NSFW

while he may be a top in most of his one-night-stands, as soon as you enter a relationship with him he's turned into a bottom

loves it when you ride him, the overstimulation you could give him just sends him of

but don't worry, he'll dominate you if you beg for it

doesn't own any toys, but would try them if you'd like

sorry, but he's an ass person

William T. Spears

that guy? In love? What on earth happened here?

he must have thought something similar too as soon as he realised his feelings towards you

a simple letter. That's his confession. And a date with an address.

said address leads to a fancy restaurant with him waiting for you at the entrance

isn't overly affectionate, but will always leave a small something to remind you that he deeply cares for you

can actually bake and will bake something for you

as soon as you two are alone, he starts to seek for physical contact and comfort

values deep talks more than random activities

NSFW

let me tell you, this man is kinkier than he seems

from a love swing to cuffs and similar stuff, he's equipped with a good selection of toys

someone have mercy on you, because he won't

he's only submissive when drunk, but that's a different story

he's a brat tamer, forcing you to be obedient to his liking

but of course, only with your consent

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You probably didn't expect me to post so soon again, did ya? :D These were a bit shorter, but I wanted to use my motivation before a wrighters block hits me again.

As I have no requests at this time, I'll continue with my own prompts until I get new ones.

So, coming soon...

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Lots of weston boys headcanons please!!!

Weston College Boys Headcanons

You asked and you shall recieve. Thank you for the request. I sadly couldn't find a GIF for every character, so you have to read the names to find the desired characters. Sorry about that.

Herman Greenhill

ah, yes, the golden retriever friend

plays more than just cricket, to be specific, he also plays football, tennis and badminton

if you let him, he will use you as weight for lifting and training

grooms his eyebrows

would buy you food if he saw you being sad and alone

a bit insensitive sometimes, but not on purpose

i don't know why, but he seems like he'd have mommy issues

doesn't know how to flirt

all in one, he looks intimidating, but is actually a big goofball

Edward Midford

sorry, but he seems like the conservative type

a mama's boy

his favourite candy is chocolate

sucks at talking with women

as a toddler, he gave himself a bowl cut

never had a spot of acne, perfect flawless skin

no matter what Lizzy wanted to play, he always played it with her

is afraid to cuss

Edgar Redmond

won't let his hair be touched by his servants

would have studied drama and acting

is afraid of insects

actually craves validation from his uncle, the Viscount

likes fruity ice cream flavours

is skilled in sewing

would absolutely despise gummy bears because of the texture

tried to hire Cheslock as a violin player for one of his familys balls

Gregory Violet

teaches new students of the purple house on how to do their make-up

the emo is big with this one

some really big mommy and daddy issues

likes licorice

almost no power in his noodle arms

tried to write a book once but realised that wrighting isn't his talent

doesn't like to celebrate his birthday

Cheslock

likes the scent of cinnamon

constantly creates new Minecraft worlds, he just can't stick with one

into science fiction

doesn't like licorice, so he always gives it to Violet

he's definitly a streamer on Twitch or YouTube

can cook to a certain amount of level

meaning, he most of the time manages to not burn his pasta

Lawrence Bluewer

as much as he likes reading, he prefers nonfiction over fiction

because of his sisters, he has a good fashion sense

cried at the end of the Titanic movie

doesn't like amusement parks because he once lost his glasses on a ride

showers every day

his perfume isn't that extremely strong like the usual male perfumes

it's a bit sweeter and warm, you could almost mistake it for a female scent

absolutely no artistic talent

Clayton

cried together with Bluewer while watching Titanic

has a weakness for kittens

hates it when someone next to him is slurping their pasta or noodles or soup

can do an UwU voice

owns a GameBoy Colour

knows how to do eyeliner, but doesn't wear it

generaly, once you get to know him, the more goofy he gets

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It's been a while, but I'm finally back with some new headcanons. I hope I didn't dissapoint ;D

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Dating Headcanons pt. 2

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Dating headcanons

So... As you might have noticed, my name really wasn’t a joke. Inconsistent as ever. But now, finally, I’m here to feed you with more content. Oh, and for you horny people out there... there might be some NSFW hidden in some places.

Sebastian Michaelis

let’s make one thing clear: he will absolutely spoil you

flowers, chocolate, suprise trips, everything you like

he’s always awake before you are, making breakfast for you. If you ask him why, he’ll say it’s just an old habit. But in reality, he just wants to cook for you.

doesn’t mind displaying his affection for you in public. Unless you don’t like it, of course. But he’d still tease you because of it.

Sebastian isn’t too possessive, maybe just a little

I can picture him confessing his love to you on a classy, but still casual date, somewhere really comfortable

and how could you say no to him? He cared for every little detail, even giving you a small present to help convince you.

NSFW

mostly the dominant one during sex, but you can top him every now and then if he’s feeling like it

you can’t convince me that this man doesn’t have a god complex, so of course a superiority kink

call him “sir”, “master”, anything like that and he will quickly show you where your place is

of course, who could’ve guessed, Sebastian likes to call you his “little kitten”

sorry to disappoint, but he doesn’t have a daddy or mommy kink

he’s probably into some light BDSM, but refuses to let you use whips on himself or any other form of impact play

Grell Sutcliffe

her feelings for you had been clear for a while now, we all know how good she is at keeping them secret...

but it took a suprising amount of time for her to really ask you out on a date

she is very public with her affection for you. I mean, just look at you! How is she supposed to contain herself when you are with her?!

nothing is too expensive for you, no second spent with you is wasted for her, you really are her everything

she’ll sometimes steal a piece of clothing from you and wear it, no matter the size

flirting and compliments are her type of love language

no matter how imperfect you are in your eyes, Grell loves every bit of you just the way it is

cooking together is one of her favourite things to do with you

NSFW

in contrast to Sebastian, she is a true masochist, just please not in her face

I see her as a switch with no preference

she’s one of the most kinky persons on this list

impact play, sensory deprivation, overstimulation, just to name a selected few

loves lingerie

Undertaker

he actually didn’t make a long secret out of his feelings for you and just bluntly asked you out

he values quality time at home over outdoor activities

he’s basically every introverts dream partner

if you need something, he’ll get it for you, no questions asked

he’ll start washing himself more than once a month for you. That’s a sign of his true love.

he’s backing for more cookies for you and him, he’d even try to cook something

Undertaker doesn’t need a lot of attention, but will make it very noticeable if he does require some

NSFW

I don’t know why, but I don’t really see him as being extremely horny all the time

of course he’ll still get horny sometimes

if it happens to be the case, then he’ll simply aproach you

he’s suprisingly open about his needs

that also means that he’ll explicitly tell you what he wants to do to you

he just loves seeing you all flustered

usually top, only bottom when drunk. (the characters drunk is another topic for another day)

doesn’t matter where you are at home, he will find a place in the room you’re in at the moment and just fuck you there

Claude Faustus

at first, he kept his feelings secret as long as possible. Him loving someone is just such a weird thing to him.

but at one point he just can’t take it anymore and has to confess

for once, he’s actually struggling to find the right words

but as soon as it all went well, you are the single thing he treasures most

if you like plushies, he’ll make you a new one almost every week

remembers every little thing you like, dislike, want to try out, just basically everything

the perfect partner for a nice wine evening while watching a movie (he likes WALL-E)

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oh dear... the amount of dirty talk this man is capable of

a dom and top, always

he’s a spider, of course he’s into bdsm

he probably is the most kinky out of them all on this list

suprisingly, lingerie makes him all flustered

he is alsmost constantly horny, just very good at hiding it

leg fetish

like Sebastian, he has a superiority kink, even a little bit of a daddy-kink

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Random character headcanons

As you could guess, these will be some random headcanons that came to me while still being awake at 2 in the morning. So please, do enjoy.

Sebastian Michaelis

~wears high heels or fluffy cat slippers when he’s home alone

~has a love-hate relationship with strawberries

~once some time ago he adopted all cats from an animals shelter because he felt lonely

~talks with random crows and ravens he meets outside

~liked the 1930s

~flies over lonely suburbs and villages when he’s bored

Grell Sutcliffe

~owns a maid costume

~doesn’t like the smell of rain, but also rain in general. Mainly because of her hair.

~doesn’t like sparkling water

~knows a few memes

~didn’t really like the movie Titanic (hmmmmm, wonder why...)

~is disgusted by dried fruit

~did a schooling as a beautician

Undertaker

~takes a few good sniffs of things he doesn’t know

~knocked himself unconcious by mistake (chloroform)

~plays Candy Crush, but only the original version

~his favourite colour is pink

~cleans abandoned tombstones when he needs to calm down and relax

~likes mint-chocolate

~doesn’t trust pureed or gelled food

~doesn’t like snow

Claude Faustus

~buys himself chocolates to eat

~gives every spider he finds a name and takes them home

~secretly paints (naked) portraits of his partner while they sleep

~has been a teacher, housemaster in an orphanage, stripper, therapist, gynecologist and cook

~had an emo phase

~likes the Kirby games, Nintendo in general

~has read “A Court Of Thorns And Roses” completely

~still listens to My Chemical Romance

~doesn’t understand how memes work

Othello

~has read Shakespeares “Othello” and was kind of offended on how accurate it was

~doesn’t know how to play the game Othello, he just thought that the game stones were cool

~his liquorice box is almost sacred to him

~likes to spend his holidays in Italy

~is basically a very stereotypical Italian

Cheslock

~the scar on his face is real, he just covers it with make-up

~at the age of 3, he was fascinated by tonewoods

~would like the german band “Die Ärzte” (I really recommend them)

~the guardian sound from The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild traumatised him

~likes to put make-up on others or paint their nails

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Welp. I didn’t proof read them because I wanted to post these as quickly as possible. Maybe I’ll correct any mistakes later.

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