Tumgik
incinerator-deluxe · 2 days
Text
sex playlist: 39 hours of electronic crackles, feedback screeches, buzzing, static sounds etc
804 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 6 days
Text
Jazz funk album called 20 Industrial Synth Greats
3 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 7 days
Text
Tumblr media
tront leg studies
111 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 20 days
Text
People who talk about oat lattes and cuffed jeans and shit as bisexual traits are actually undercover CIA agents dedicated to making bisexuality lame as all hell
13K notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
29 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 1 month
Text
Waking up and inmeduately sighing .. kicking my feet … thinkign of listening to the musicthey recommended .. it’s over 4 me ….
0 notes
incinerator-deluxe · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
Obligatory drag!Rivers doodles :)
126 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
Today's bird is this nicobar pigeon!
2K notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 1 month
Text
He gives me “Beachy Head” til my Gristle is Throbbing .
14 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
IM SUFFERTIHN IMMENSELY☹️☹️😭☹️☹️😭☹️☹️☹️😭☹️☹️😭😭😭😭☹️😭😭☹️ (i have a crush &it Cannot Be) (PPLEASE .i just need them to habg out with me more so i can either feel justified in crushing OR have the mystique ruined so that the crush goes away)
4 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
Oh, my hand
The parchment is very hairy
Thank God it will soon be dark
St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
Oh d fuckin abbot
Massive hangover
Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
181K notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
Oughhhhh I just experienced the most visceral reversion to my elementary school self … I want to be a bird so fucking bad … PLEASE PLE AS E PLEAAS E PLESSSDEAAPLEASE😢😢😢i need to make a birdsona like Yesterday .
46K notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
Me irl
those people who say the same thing about every horror movie and it's like "i would've killed myself immediately wouldn't even have tried to survive" me about movies where a character gets pregnant
12K notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
This is art to me
Tumblr media Tumblr media
im gonna fucking cry
75K notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYTTT JEOPARDTY WAS ON I CANWATCH JEOPARDYAND JOHN OLIVER ANDPLAY 2048 BEFORE BED………………………..
Ayia Napa Reunion ON ! Mudchute UP NEXT ! Game face ON ! Ready to TESTOSTERONIZE !
⬇️
Forgort to get needles😭💔💔💔
⬇️
I can’t do my injection tonight😞😞😞😞😞
⬇️
I don’t have to do my injection tonight 🥳😝🥳
2 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
Ayia Napa Reunion ON ! Mudchute UP NEXT ! Game face ON ! Ready to TESTOSTERONIZE !
⬇️
Forgort to get needles😭💔💔💔
⬇️
I can’t do my injection tonight😞😞😞😞😞
⬇️
I don’t have to do my injection tonight 🥳😝🥳
2 notes · View notes
incinerator-deluxe · 2 months
Text
I feel like Thom Yorke’s fursona would be some sort of fish
9 notes · View notes