People who talk about oat lattes and cuffed jeans and shit as bisexual traits are actually undercover CIA agents dedicated to making bisexuality lame as all hell
IM SUFFERTIHN IMMENSELY☹️☹️😭☹️☹️😭☹️☹️☹️😭☹️☹️😭😭😭😭☹️😭😭☹️ (i have a crush &it Cannot Be) (PPLEASE .i just need them to habg out with me more so i can either feel justified in crushing OR have the mystique ruined so that the crush goes away)
The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
Oh, my hand
The parchment is very hairy
Thank God it will soon be dark
St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
Oh d fuckin abbot
Massive hangover
Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
Oughhhhh I just experienced the most visceral reversion to my elementary school self … I want to be a bird so fucking bad … PLEASE PLE AS E PLEAAS E PLESSSDEAAPLEASE😢😢😢i need to make a birdsona like Yesterday .
those people who say the same thing about every horror movie and it's like "i would've killed myself immediately wouldn't even have tried to survive" me about movies where a character gets pregnant