a girl’s sleepy voice is probably the cutest thing that has ever existed on this earth

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for her response. They did this because once upon a time Aniston dated Brad Pitt, who eventually left her for Angelina Jolie.

For her part, Jennifer Aniston was not interested in discussing the matter.

“Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.”

Aniston continued:

“The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”

Response to Aniston’s comments have been divided.

“Damn, Jennifer is spittin’ hot fire today,” said one Facebook commenter. “I had no idea she was so woke.”

“How dare she? She can go to hell,” said another Facebook commenter. “We don’t need her libtard opinions about blah blah blah video evidence she just jealous cuz Angelina stole her man.”

While Aniston’s stand on the issues is to be lauded, it is not expected that anything in the world will change.

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I really needed this rn

Friendly reminder that the love that you felt was valid. Those feelings were real. It’s okay to reflect back on it because it was a time where you felt. That doesn’t mean that the love was healthy or the right one. That doesn’t mean that you were truly happy. That love ended for a reason. Remember the reality of the situation. It’s okay to love someone, it’s not okay to forget the difference.

girl: *talks to me*

my gay ass: *laughs nervously, forgets half the alphabet, trips even though im sitting down*

TATIANA MASLANY IS AN EMMY WINNER!!!!!!

Woah there, lady killer. Recording the PG-13 version of our happy ending here.