yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

the way people act like covid isnt real or around anymore even though it continues to kill thousands per year is ultimately a structural issue that wouldve been solved via proper public education and less capitalism bullshit and what not but it’s so difficult to not feel like ur imploding with rage when people act like ‘theres a weird sickness going around?’ or clearly be experiencing symptoms of long covid but pretending they aren’t. how r u supposed to cope with the cognitive dissonance of hearing ‘after the pandemic’ on a daily basis when we are still in one. how am i not supposed have a fucked up sleep schedule or not feel the need to rip my hair out. Idk! Idk! Wear a mask! Fuck!

getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians

Two kinds of people

I bought a dresser that turnd out to have the entire hard copy of someone's master thesis on the musculature of clams inside it, I tracked them down and asked if they wanted it back but they haven't answered, what do I do

He said it again.

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

Mutuals..... You are so dear to me..... A kissy

Do Not Let HR do this to you. It is not illegal to talk about wages in the work place. I did and got a 12% raise!

Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.

just so my mutuals know, some of the stuff I reblog is for you specifically. good luck figuring out what.

Tumblr is just a community developing a new dialect in record time

Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.

Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.

I've still never done real commissions I've only done shit like this