What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff
321K notes
·
View notes
2M notes
·
View notes
1K notes
·
View notes
1K notes
·
View notes
i think the next step for me socially is to fake my death and become a sea captain
23K notes
·
View notes
0 notes
dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.
303K notes
·
View notes
ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever
392K notes
·
View notes
59K notes
·
View notes
due to personal reasons i’ll be going back to sleep
97K notes
·
View notes
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
583K notes
·
View notes
Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
335K notes
·
View notes
reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter
165K notes
·
View notes
Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
203K notes
·
View notes
guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day
398K notes
·
View notes