Aries: Their love life may seem interesting and passionate, many lose interest in it over time because actually? It’s the same story over and over just with different people, they’re predictable as fuck. Sure it’s dramatic every time, but it gets old when they make the same mistakes every damn time for no reason.
Taurus: They seem so romantic and loyal but really? They can be extremely egotistical about their own romance/sex skills. They genuinely think they’re the best lover ever.
Gemini: While on paper it seems like they’d have a million flings, they’re actually chronic monogamists; it’s just that their relationships may be shallow, fake, or they may simply be unsure of the relationship and iffy about it the whole time they’re with someone.
Cancer: They are usually committed and romantic and very vocally love their partner, but they’re actually HUGE flirts without even trying… or with trying; it depends on the person.
Leo: Yes, they’re larger than life and pretty into normal vanilla romance on the outside but they’re actually into really weird shit behind closed doors. I mean kinks and wanting weird ways for their partners to show/express their love.
Virgo: While they seem efficient and practical in love, they’re actually surprisingly open-minded in how a relationship is supposed to work, maybe they’re a polygamist or maybe they have an open marriage!
Libra: They seem like the perfect, committed partner on paper but they’re actually prone to cheating. Often, the relationship doesn’t end after cheating though.
Scorpio: While they seem wildly exciting and passionate and vivacious in their youth, the most exciting chapter in their love life comes in the later half of their own life.
Sagittarius: Oh sure, they act so cavalier about romance and so “devil may care” but the truth is that they’re romantic as fuck inside, they’re just too afraid of seeming “clingy” or “desperate” so they hide all of that or they try their damnedest to beat it out of themselves. They usually don’t succeed fully.
Capricorn: They seem so poised and serious, like their relationships would just be steps to round out their life, but the only way to their heart is to be light-hearted; they need laughter in their life through romance.
Aquarius: They’re the first person to think “yikes” about anything anyone does in a relationship but they’re actually the single most embarrassing little shits in relationships. They’re constantly putting their foots in their mouths and making a total ass of themselves.
Pisces: They’re supposed to be the most romantic and emotional lovers ever but they’re shockingly chill and pretty rational in relationships, most of the craziness and romance is lived out in their heads. Or it’s word vomit in their best friend'a ear.
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